A assortment of Japanese pens and mechanical pencils. They’re all like $5-15 each. The kuru-toga advance pencils are pretty cool because they spin the lead a small amount between strokes so you don’t end up with a sharp point on one side.

The government now has until Friday to find the funding to fully support SNAP and ensure that the money is swiftly routed to states to disperse to beneficiaries.

Or what? They’ll have until the following Tuesday?

Looks like a little glassbreak keychain tool would make for a quick and crunchy exit.

“This next heist will be far more daunting. It will take years of planning and—oh no way, it was changed to ‘Louvre1’”

BC/BS is the absolute worst and I wish them a very firm hug between a concrete pillar and a lithium battery pack at 80mph.

How can you sleep when Assisted Living Dracula is on?

stream select PS5 games directly to their devices with the help of PS Plus Premium

Just some games. Just for $160/year.

I think the other half of this is the confidence with which it’s programmed to give the answer. You don’t have to go through a couple individual answers from different sites and make a decision. It just tells you what to do in a coherent way, eliminating any autonomy you have in the decision process/critical thinking, of course. “Fix my sauce by adding lemon? Ok! Add a bay leaf and kill yourself? Can do!”

It was item C4 on the menu.

Quiet Sufjan Stevens song fades to silence

”PISSING ALL BY YOURSELF HANDSOME?”

Unpopular? Depends on where you’re saying this.

And my friend, by mentioning sweetener packets, you’re drinking the wrong sweet tea. Come on out to a BBQ restaurant in the American south where they brew it with actual sugar as part of the process. Ranges from a pleasant beverage to making your teeth hurt.

Unsweetened iced tea fan here. There’s a time and place for the sweet stuff, but it can be good. Generally speaking it errs on too sweet though.

Mounjar-Os

“What is the charge? Throwing a meal? A succulent cold-cut meal?”

Red states: “Send in the national guard!”

bootlicking intensifies as any protests are met with salutes and a hearty “thank you for your service”

I hope he has the kind of GERD that makes him puke pure stomach acid through his sinuses each night.

I’d say cheers with some sake, but all I have is this lemon.

Turn up the Lee Greenwood, boys

Adorno’s Negative Dialectics

None of the above! They make a putty that’ll pull any gunk out of a port/button/speaker grille without potentially damaging it. You basically mash a piece in and pull it back out.