purplexed

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

“you’ve got reaaall priddyy eyes, miss!”

It’s not unusual

!remindme 1.5 years

At least quadrupled, doubled, quadrupled. And tripled. At least doubled.

And from kids! The circle is complete

You take that back, that lesson was beautiful

Shorts and a t shirt - t shirt has to be long enough to go past my shorts so I don’t get air on my back and crack. I despise pants.

First time was an accident, second one was for fun

It’s not sad or great, it’s ridiculous. There’s never been a third toot.

Hostel

I’m more of a Robotnik guy myself

Ooo*

I hate you. I hate this. I need bleach.

That’s what the little soap puck in the urinal is for

You can go to dicks.com and see for yourself as well

Pam pam param boyos!

It’s very clunky in its usage. Which isn’t good English, but neither is the title, so I’m over it.

That just turns you more Canadian

(it’s parentheses all the way down)