wahfflez@lemmy.world

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wahfflez@lemmy.worldOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Finish your reds or you don’t get your camel crush for dessert.
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wahfflez@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前

cant wait to slap deepseek in a temu fuckbot so it can call me a little pig boy and make me oink.

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cant wait to slap deepseek in a temu fuckbot so it can call me a little pig boy and make me oink.

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

Finish your reds or you don’t get your camel crush for dessert.

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Finish your reds or you don’t get your camel crush for dessert.

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

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wahfflez@lemmy.worldOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My adhd diagnosis finally revealed why i kept getting duis. No fucking adderall. nowadays i hit 6 in the bathroom then im damn near sober
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dont gib me complements ฅ^>⩊< ฅ

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wahfflez@lemmy.worldtoFreeze Peach Patriots@lemmy.world•a guide to making healthy nutrients at home to cure so-called adhd
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holy fuvk

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wahfflez@lemmy.worldtoFreeze Peach Patriots@lemmy.world•a guide to making healthy nutrients at home to cure so-called adhd
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it’s crunchy did i burn?

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wahfflez@lemmy.worldOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My adhd diagnosis finally revealed why i kept getting duis. No fucking adderall. nowadays i hit 6 in the bathroom then im damn near sober
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no don’t say that it’s (˶˃⤙˂˶) badd

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

idk i guess im like “emotional” like idk like i guess being emo🖤⛓️ isn’t popular…..but i hope you guys understand like sometimes you have to like let it out…lmk in that comments😜

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idk i guess im like “emotional” like idk like i guess being emo🖤⛓️ isn’t popular…..but i hope you guys understand like sometimes you have to like let it out…lmk in that comments😜

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

My adhd diagnosis finally revealed why i kept getting duis. No fucking adderall. nowadays i hit 6 in the bathroom then im damn near sober

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My adhd diagnosis finally revealed why i kept getting duis. No fucking adderall. nowadays i hit 6 in the bathroom then im damn near sober

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

wahfflez@lemmy.worldOPtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•i see a bad thing i punch the shit out of my kid. pummeling the weakest of us makes me feel good. like i’m drunk but you don’t know what taxes are
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he doesn’t understand taxes. i beat him. get it through ur thick head

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

the woke left is always like “we need less shootings” gun control so kids can’t commit domestic terror. but the right says i get wolf pussy so they win.

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the woke left is always like “we need less shootings” gun control so kids can’t commit domestic terror. but the right says i get wolf pussy so they win.

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

wahfflez@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前

i see a bad thing i punch the shit out of my kid. pummeling the weakest of us makes me feel good. like i’m drunk but you don’t know what taxes are

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i see a bad thing i punch the shit out of my kid. pummeling the weakest of us makes me feel good. like i’m drunk but you don’t know what taxes are

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wahfflez@lemmy.worldtoA Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•AI refuse to believe Musk is a Nazi
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you didn’t see sam alt-right-man at the rally? not hard to inject bias into the thing you own

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

(man picks up a newport 100) That thing was too big to be called a newport. Too big, too thick and too heavy, too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron

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(man picks up a newport 100) That thing was too big to be called a newport. Too big, too thick and too heavy, too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

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wahfflez@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•[Elon Musk] January hasn't even ended and we already have the Photo of the Year.
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the full clip is fucking crazy just straight up nazi shit

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wahfflez@lemmy.worldOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•my escaping the matrix moment was when i stopped being ashamed of my anthropomorphic wolf porn obsession
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wahfflez@lemmy.worldOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•my escaping the matrix moment was when i stopped being ashamed of my anthropomorphic wolf porn obsession
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wahfflez@lemmy.worldOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm.
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i only post scrotum pics on truth social.

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wahfflez@lemmy.worldOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•my escaping the matrix moment was when i stopped being ashamed of my anthropomorphic wolf porn obsession
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this guy hasn’t seen good wolf porn

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wahfflez@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前

sending ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡) to my dealer when he says he’s outta crack

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sending ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡) to my dealer when he says he’s outta crack

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm.

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My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm.

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

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ur not invited to samsara bro

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ur not invited to samsara bro

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wahfflez@lemmy.worldtoMildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Travelling with dad and the normal looking hotel he booked turned out to be some sort of love hotel
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have sensual lovemaking with your dad. no balls

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

i’m at TGIFridays getting groomed by an undercover CIA agent to do a “more lowkey 9-11” like sure man i’ll fashion a homemade kamikaze drone can i get some more chicken strips tho

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i’m at TGIFridays getting groomed by an undercover CIA agent to do a “more lowkey 9-11” like sure man i’ll fashion a homemade kamikaze drone can i get some more chicken strips tho

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

the woke mob made the oscar mayer wienermobile stop throwing the defective factory dogs in the stands at nascar because 17 people “died” and caught “salmonella”

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the woke mob made the oscar mayer wienermobile stop throwing the defective factory dogs in the stands at nascar because 17 people “died” and caught “salmonella”

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

my flarp plug said he can’t take any more appliances after i gave him my air fryer..idk what im gonna do for my next fix man i gotta flarp tonight this slime isn’t cutting it

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my flarp plug said he can’t take any more appliances after i gave him my air fryer..idk what im gonna do for my next fix man i gotta flarp tonight this slime isn’t cutting it

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wahfflez@lemmy.worldOPtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•rodussy
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alvin and the chipmunks bloopers are just 5 hours of him shitting himself

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rodussy

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rodussy

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wahfflez@lemmy.worldOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•ya shorty handling me with care and mindfulness
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i kept seeing the quality and wanted better then i realized i had to build it myself

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

ya shorty handling me with care and mindfulness

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ya shorty handling me with care and mindfulness

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wahfflez@lemmy.worldtoYou Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK: How to interact with US police
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sticking to “am i being detained” and “lawyer” works wonders got out a fucked situation with the first. Genuinely the biggest gang in the US, treat them as such

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wahfflez@lemmy.worldtoFediverse@lemmy.world•A Request to the Fediverse Community
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lurk no longer

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