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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago

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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social
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    “Why do you ask? You thinking about banging her?”

    • /home/pineapplelover@lemm.eeBanned
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      Appropriate response 10/10.

    • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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      I love this answer.

    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      No no no no no no 😬😬😬

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    The only right answer is:

    “I mean she’s not my top pick of your friends for a threesome, but if you can’t talk Ashley into it then yeah I guess she’s fine.”

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    “Not as hot as you, obviously.”

    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Her friend is Megan Fox…

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        *clears throat* I said not as cute as her.

      • Vespair@lemm.ee
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        My friend, have you seen Megan Fox lately?

        It might be time to update your reference for hotness

        • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          Yeah 😬… I’d say I have to… thanks for the update.

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        That’s when you throw in “I mean I can see why you’d think so if you like that sort of thing”.

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      Careful how you deliver that “obviously.”

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        obviously

  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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    I’d say not to waste your time on girls who play these kinds of games. That’s a weird question to ask your S.O. no matter how you swing it.

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      Not always My gf is bi and will actively send me pictures of models of characters calling them hot and asking if I think they are It’s pretty nice to have a gf that you can actively call people hot too

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        I’m bi and every relationship I’ve had was like this. Drooling over people and characters together is just something I like to do in relationships. It’s a fun bonding activity. Plus it’s weirdly good for my self confidence for somebody to be drooling over somebody else who even I know is hot as fuck but they still clearly want to be with me more.

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        I suppose I didn’t consider swinging it from that angle.

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      In my unfortunate experience, chicks who are jealous and play these games will also cheat on you.

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    My wife asked me if I thought an actress on television was pretty, I simply told her they don’t put ugly people on tv

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      Also safe AF 👍.

      From my experince, any answer that doesn’t directly confirm or deny is a safe answer.

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    Use Kelvin and everything is hot

    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Extremely!

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        • 9point6@lemmy.world
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          Okay fine, I’ll go and rewatch SG1 then

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    Meh. Elbows too pointy.

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      I like that though.

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    “Thank GOD, I was hoping I wasn’t the only one who noticed! I’ve been dying over here trying not to say anything.”

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    Honesty is the best answer. So yeah she’s hot.

  • VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works
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    Yeah she’s hot but not as dirty in bed as you

    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Good come back 👍. She might even try hader!

  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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    With this gif:

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    I mean…she’s not fat…

  • thorbot@lemmy.world
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    Really, we’re doing this now? Posting fucking screenshots of fucking Reddit? Fuck off

    • Dawn
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      would you react the same way if this was a twitter screenshot?

      • thorbot@lemmy.world
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        Yup

        • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          Or a Mastodon screenshot?

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    “She seems like she’s conventionally attractive, but subjectively, she’s not my type.”

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      Good 👍. A lot of long complicated words in there! Leaves room for interpritation!

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    “She’s beautiful but not my type, because she’s not you”

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