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Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Thousands of years ago smoke machine activates

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Thousands of years ago smoke machine activates

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Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    I no longer have any device capable of playing or even reading CDs, but I still have mine on the wall as if I built a shrine to how much of an old fuck I am 😄

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      Rip, upload, seed forever. It’s the only way to repent.

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        R’amen!

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      I still have mine at my parent’s house. Probably a mix of music and PS2 games.

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        Music and PC games in my case, pun intended 😁

        That’s the original Fallout from 1997 near the bottom 😁

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      Hey your “Body Count • Born Dead” case is upside-down.

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        Yup!

        So’s my Ultima Online: The Second Age case, Beatles - 1, Frank Zappa - Over-nite Sensation, my Jesus Christ Superstar (movie version) soundtrack and my promotional CD from a local disco band called Boogieknights I stumbled (in more than one sense of the word) on during a pubcrawl many years ago 😁

        • v_krishna@lemmy.ml
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          Is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?

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            Hmmm no foolin’?

    • PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I actively use mine at work.

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        Your wall? Yeah, those are really handy for keeping the rain out of your keyboard 😉

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          I work in an area that doesn’t allow phones or anything.

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            Would that happen to be a numbered area? Perhaps one in Nevada with a number larger than 50? 😉

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              I wish. Nowhere near that cool.

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    I feel personally attacked.

    • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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      Then get your prostate checked you old fuck.

      (i need to as well tho)

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        Like medically or just for funsies?

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          First one then t’other.

        • LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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          Once you’re old enough, there’s no difference. My doctor’s admin keeps calling me to schedule a colonoscopy, and we’ve been playing phone tag. That’s the closest I’ve come to foreplay in years.

      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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        I just learned from my doctor that you can poop in a cup and mail it off somewhere instead of getting the finger up the butt. Yay! Now I can procrastinate and not do something only mildly unpleasant instead of not doing something miserable.

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          Wait no shit?

          (insert joke here but seriously)

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            Yeah. Basically, she said finger-up-butt is good for 10 years but poop-in-cup is good for only 3 years, and if they find indications of a problem in the cup-o-poop then you have to go get finger-up-butt anyway. Still worth it in my book.

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              Do I send it someplace in particular? Or just ‘to whom it may concern?’

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                Back in the '90s you could apparently send a letter to Michael Jordan by just addressing it “Michael Jordan” and nothing else. I think the poop cup works kind of the same.

                Note that I am not telling you to mail your poop to Michael Jordan.

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                  This is why they should put the warning at the beginning of the spell.

    • shalafi@lemmy.worldBanned
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      Removed by mod

    • TheFriar@lemm.ee
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      Dude I kept up the style LONG after it was no longer the style of the time. I put so many lives in danger driving my Volvo station wagon 75mph flipping through all of my scratched cds in a massive booklet

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    Just the other day, I wanted to take off my hoodie and tie it around my waist. Then I realized I could literally talk about the 90s like “I tied my hoodie around my waist, which was the style at the time”.

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      I miss wearing short-sleeved graphic tees over long-sleeved white tees. Everybody reminisces about the '90s flannel shirts but I feel the dual tees thing was more representative of that era.

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        Short sleeve graphic tee over a long sleeve white tee, Jnco jeans, a big ass wallet chain, and some wrap around the back Sony headphones for the diskman in my Jean pockets. I was preeeeety cool.

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      In my version of the 90s it was a flannel shirt tied around my waist

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      deleted by creator

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    CAN’T WAKE UP!

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      Wake me up inside!

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        Save me!

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          Call my name and save me from the dark!

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            Still blows my mind that they’re a Christian rock band.

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              Sure you’re not thinking of P.O.D?

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                You know, “Instead of a test, I took two to the chest” was definitely an eye-opening lyric for this Canadian to hear, Christian band or not.

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                  Not knowing this song, that line could be interpreted as a school shooting song. Does “Pumped Up Kicks” have some competition? And people say America has no identity.

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                Look it up, Evanescence is a self-proclaimed Christian rock band.

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                  They’re not explicitly a Christian rock group, and not self-proclained. Amy Lee and Ben Moody met as teens at a Christian youth camp, and Christian radio loved to play Bring Me to Life because they thought it referenced the resurrection.

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      SAVE MAAAY!

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    Oh god. I’m the grandpa now

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      It’ll happen to you!

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        You just quoted a line from an episode that first aired last century.

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          Last millennium actually.

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            Someone saying “the 1900s” probably makes me feel older than anything.

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    I recently got a second hand DVD with a Wii game on it, and for the first time in many years I found myself wiping down a disc with a microfibre cloth. I actually cleaned it like 4 or 5 times before I stopped getting errors, which makes me wonder if there were discs from the 90s that I could’ve saved that way. I never realised it might take that many tries.

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      Burnable CD/DVD from the 2010’s are reaching the end of their lifetime already.

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        Not mine

    • Jubei Kibagami@lemmy.world
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      Did that song from Ghost start playing while you did it?

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        song from Ghost

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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        No ghosting.

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          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

          No ghosting.

          Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

          I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    I remember having a cd player that could play mp3 cds in my car, that was great. Music for hours with no skips or having to swap anything

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      I still have that, still rocking mp3s

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    mine were in the visor

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      How dare you make me remember these things and realize how old I am!

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      I recall being told that CDs were bad to keep in cars because of the heat.

      I always kept my CD wallet (a small one with 10 discs that I’d switch out every now and then) under the seat and never had a problem. Before I had that, I had a CD case that kept maybe 20 discs in their jewel cases that I kept behind the driver’s seat, and no issues there either (though that was MUCH harder to swap discs while on the road). I also had a visor holder that I later used in the motorhome with MP3 CDs (now I could take my whole collection!).

      In the early 90s, I paid $300 for a very basic in dash Sony CD player with output for only two speakers. Somewhat early adopter tax.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned
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    I still have 3 CD wallets like that one full of CDs, DVDs and PS1/2/Dreamcast games.

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    I drew all over my CD wallet with a white out pen. Because that’s what you did with things that were made of that binder material.

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    Literal Roman DVD goddess.

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      Happened to a family member, he was depressed for weeks. Like hundreds of dollars in those cases.

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    Mine has all the games I can’t buy anymore

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    The only thing that makes me feel old here is that I don’t think anyone remembers what the title of this post is referencing, the war of Man vs. Machine…

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    I remember when I was a toddler and my parents had one of those.

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      I remember when I was a toddler and my parents had one of those.

      I feel so fucking old right now.

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        You probably are that kind of person that remembers learning to use windows.

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          Yeah, learning windows 3.1, a pirated version given to me by my grandpa, I used to sit there watching him make pirate copies of games using this slow AF floppy disk copying software.

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            My dad Also pirated stuff for me.

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              When I was a child, I was the one pirating stuff for my parents.

              I would pirate music and movies, and then we’d listen to/watch them during our long vacation trips. We had a small cd/dvd reader with a very, very small built-in screen, and we’d watch the movies on that thing.

              I also used to pirate all kinds of stuff for me and my brother. Videogames, animes, movies, you name it. Nowadays I’ve legally bought most of the stuff I pirated when I was a child (everything that can still be bought legally; I won’t give money to greedy second hand sellers).

              I thought technology was becoming common knowledge, yet I was surprised to see how many friends and people of my age still don’t know how to open a .zip file or play a console game on an emulator.

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            We weren’t learning to use Windows, we were learning how to break Windows.

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