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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago

The invisible person in your home everyone hates

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The invisible person in your home everyone hates

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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social
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    2 years ago

    We call her The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home

    • klemptor@startrek.website
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      2 years ago

      Her book is pretty good.

  • mortimerkahn@sh.itjust.works
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    2 years ago

    Reminds me of Amelie

  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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    It’s because you forgot to leave food out for the brownies

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownie_(folklore)

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      Try Special Sheep Liniment

  • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk
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    Why is Kimi Raikonnen in my house?

    The toilet roll bandits are just the woooooorst

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    My wife isn’t invisible.

    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      2 years ago

      My condolences…

      • Slovene@feddit.nl
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        She’s not dead either.

        • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          It was meant for you.

        • vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works
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          I also choose this guys dead wi-

          sorry, wrong thread.

    • moistclump@lemmy.world
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      Mine is.

    • Uninvited Guest@lemmy.ca
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      Had the exact same joke coming in to this.

      I’m with you in solidarity.

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    Someone’s getting D.E.N.N.I.S. systemed

  • Thorry84@feddit.nl
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    We used to call them “Nobody”.

    WHO TOOK MY LAST COOKIE? Oh right, Nobody did

    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      We used to call them “fuck it, late for school”.

  • Starb3an@sh.itjust.works
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    I love the way he exits each shot. He doesn’t leave the room, sweeps out of it.

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      I was not sure how I was gonna describe that little head first exit he makes, “sweeps out of it” is perfect. Thank you.

  • 𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world
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  • generalterrestrial@lemmy.world
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    We call them “Teenagers”.

  • Daxtron2@startrek.website
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    How did you get these clips of my old roommates?

  • ColonelPanic@lemm.ee
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    Is that Jon from Auto Shenanigans?

  • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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    Feng Shui ninja!

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