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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

When some people set their mind to something, there's no stopping them.

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When some people set their mind to something, there's no stopping them.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • BrotherL0v3@lemmy.world
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    Unconfirmed btw

    • RattlerSix@lemmy.world
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      “Gastroenterologists who X-rayed Lotito’s stomach said he was capable of consuming 2 pounds per day, according to his Guinness World Records entry.”

      I often read things and think about them and realize that it’s so absurd I can’t believe anyone tried to pass it off as true, and this is one of them.

      Gastroenterologist: “Oh yeah, that stomach can consume metal, I know because…” Because what? You’ve been trained to identify stomachs that can digest metal using X-rays? What day of gastroenterologist school was that?

      Go Google abdominal X-ray. You can’t even tell where the stomach is, it’s just a cloudy area.

      "Oh yeah, that cloudy area there can definitely digest metal, I can tell just by looking at it. I’d say it can digest, say, a pound and a half easily. Probably two pounds. Probably not two and a half though, I can tell just by looking at it that two pounds would be too much. "

      • otto_von@lemmy.world
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        Maybe they made multiple X rays and looked at how much the iron in his body decreased

        • RattlerSix@lemmy.world
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          Or maybe, and this may sound a little crazy but maybe the guy didn’t eat an airplane

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          https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6259445/

          Iron toxicity from a patient that literally just took too many supplements.

          You know how they say everybody has about a nail’s worth of iron in their body?

          It turns out that you definitely don’t want a pound of it in your stomach.

          Also turns out that a lot of other metals are the same kind of thing. Not gold though, it’s generally not chemically active, so eat all the gold you want.

          • Nindelofocho@lemmy.world
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            So what you’re saying is it was a gold cessna

      • lemmus@lemmy.world
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      • Longpork3@lemmy.nz
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        Now look at an x-ray of an abdomen with a metallic object in it. Seems pretty plausible thata person could look at an x-ray containing a bunch of metal and approximate how much of it there is.

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      But it says so on reddit.

      • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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        It was also in the Guinness book of records at some point.

        • Kecessa@sh.itjust.worksBanned
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          Doesn’t confer much credibility if we’re being honest

          • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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            Yea they gave Bono the record when Randy clearly won

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    Dr: You can get your iron supplement in pill form at the local Walmart.
    Guy: Oh? That’s nice. Does it have any artificial sweeteners?
    Dr: It’s plain.
    (⁠☞゚⁠∀゚⁠)⁠☞ ☜(°⁠∀°☜⁠)

  • Constant Pain@lemmy.world
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    I want “bullshit” for a thousand, Alex.

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      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito

      As fake as hell as this sounds, no this guy was for real. Check out his list of total objects consumed.


      At least:[3][8] [citation needed]

      • 45 door hinges
      • 18 bicycles
      • 15 shopping carts
      • 7 TV sets
      • 6 chandeliers
      • 2 beds
      • 1 pair of skis
      • 1 computer
      • 1 copy of the textbook Gravitation by Misner, Thorne and Wheeler.
      • 1 Cessna 150 light aircraft
      • 1 waterbed (full of water)
      • 500 metres (1,600 ft) of steel chain at once
      • 1 coffin (with handles)
      • 1 Guinness award plaque
      • Assorted razors and bolts
      • far_university1990@feddit.de
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        1 Guinness award plaque

        Get Guinness Award

        Eat the plaque

        Refuse to elaborate

        Leave

      • Constant Pain@lemmy.world
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        Citation needed…

      • Lommy@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, bullshit.

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      I think he just went for it without thinking about it, plane and simple

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        • Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works
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          Getting knots in my stomach just thinking about it

    • Doubletwist@lemmy.world
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      I’m sure it flew right down his throat.

  • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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    This man wiped his ass with steel wool.

  • Titou@sh.itjust.works
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    Common lunch in France

  • Professorozone@lemmy.world
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    And for dessert he ate a dozen drones.

  • Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.eeBanned
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    …and a waffer theen meent

  • JackGreenEarth@lemm.eeBanned
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    Was he the guy known as Monsieur Mangetout (Mr Eat everything, probably mangling the spelling), or was that someone else?

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    I too would rather eat a plane then french cooking.

    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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      Then is not than.

      • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        He meant what he said. The plane is the hors d’oeuvre.

    • Titou@sh.itjust.works
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      You prefer eating over-transformed junk food and that’s okay

      • GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world
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        You’re on the fediverse. There’s no need to try and seem cultured, you ain’t get that boulder up the hill.

        • Titou@sh.itjust.works
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          Im just spitting facts

  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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    It.

    Probably.

    Took.

    Him.

    Less.

    Than.

    Three.

    Full.

    Years.

    What a guy.

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    Cap

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