like how a group of crows is a “murder”, I hold that a group of coffees is a “nebula”
Right?
I get in the mood for some of those some of the time, but most days?
Gimme 15 cups of coffee, don’t talk to me until the third cup, and get outta my fuckin way when it’s time for the coffee shit.
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Gonna try that tomorrow, will report back
Fuck I need a remindme bot
I ated that and died, imma ghost now boooo
Any tips on getting your ethyl benzene into a fish shape? Mine always turn out looking like Pac-Man ghosts
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The fish shaped solid waste gives it that extra “please call Poison Control” zest.
The lack of neurotoxin is disturbing
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You lost me at the vegetable oil
This was in my grandma’s ww2 cookbook how dare you
Please stop getting your recipes from ChatGPT
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Needs more sand
That is no breakfast, this is American junk food at its prime.
Exactly. Only the drinks can qualify as a part of breakfast.
But, like, eggs though? Aren’t eggs also eaten for breakfast in Europe, or am I missing something?
And who is hating on toast, sausage, and bacon? They are all reasonable portions.
The eggs are okay I guess.
How about fried eggs?
looks like a heart attack
Yeah, and so? We have the freedom to make our bad choices, thx!
/s
Cries in freedom
Yep, no bread on that board, no butter and cheese and no vegetables.
Why do people keep saying this? Do you not know what toast is? It’s literally sliced bread + heat.
It’s a question of quality and crust.
Edit: you can enter into the search engine of your choice the word “bread” and the word “Brot” (German for bread) to see the difference we’re talking about.
What people think a typical English breakfast is:
What a typical English breakfast actually is:
Weekends Vs weekdays
If you eat that every weekend and weekday, you’ll singlehandedly collapse the NHS.
Smokers actually save the NHS money
Only if they smoke heavily, contract one of the many diseases, don’t seek medical help, and die in their own home.
Days of the Gregorian calendar
So it’s a french breakfast with a creamer or milk?
I belive the first one is a full English breakfast. Can’t do full most days.
There’s a place right by my house that does full English and it’s heavenly.
Not a single vegetable was harmed
Do you know what a potato is? Are you one?
Vegetables are clearly a fruit
Edit: I meant to say potatoes are a fruit, to be an ass. But this is somehow just as funny.
Potato is a tuber.
Vegetable is a culinary classification, not a botanical one.
I don’t know what a potato is. Never heard of it.
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Makes you high, makes you hide
Makes you really want to goCoffee
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StopDo you really want to drink and stop?
I ran out of money.
Stop your eyes from flowing…
Great choices, but you’re forgetting coffee
But you would go over budget(
Positively psycho.
Hello insomnia, my old friend.
I’ve come to not sleep ever again.
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Fifteen coffees
That’s a steal!
Are you american
Just love that junk food
13 coffees and a single dry toast.
… dressed like hassidic diamond merchants
4 fried chickens and a coke.
Hashbrowns
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The only correct answer.
I take the $15 and invest it in the market. Now I am billionaire. If only you all would do the same \s
This one trick makes us all in awe of you
15 cups of coffee
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I don’t know why seeing the word Milk 15 times in a row was so funny to me, but I wanted to let you know that I shid and fard
