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Interstellar_1@pawb.social to tumblr@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Stick your dick in it

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Stick your dick in it

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Interstellar_1@pawb.social to tumblr@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • crawancon@lemm.eeBanned
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    is there any evidence that sticking your dick in bread doesn’t let you know if it’s done?

    teach the controversy

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      If only Mythbusters was still on air…

      • Jessica
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        We have something better! Failed mythbuster, Allen Pan, is still very active on YouTube. He would absolutely test this myth if we bullied him enough!

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    Removed by mod

  • JimSamtanko@lemm.eeBanned
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    Entirely untrue. Not only is this not a good way to tell if bread is done because it would be very bad for your dick, AND the bread… but not once does this come up as a result when searching.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+tell+if+a+loaf+of+bread+is+done&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      It’s one thing to censor the word dick, but this find and replace they’ve done is just cruel towards men with tiny and very thin penises!

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        Hah!

    • swayevenly@lemm.ee
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      It shows up for me.

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        Screenshot pls

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          • Buildout@lemmy.world
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            That’s the screenshot from the original post…?

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      It may show up for other people since search results depend on a lot of factors

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      In case you’re unaware, people do not get the same results from searching. Just because you’re not seeing something doesn’t mean the same applies to billions of other people.

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    What if I don’t have a dick? Do I need to get someone with a dick to test the bread? Can I use a dildo? My fingers?

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      There are other methods, but a dick works the best.

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      just ask a friend who has a penis

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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      You put a meat thermometer into the bread for thirty seconds then insert it into the vagina.

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      deleted by creator

  • ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml
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    😳

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    So the metaphor here is lewd the AI, got it

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    I mean it works, if you’re strong enough to penetrate the crust that is. Only works for real alpha males.

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    well at least its not a pie

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