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adj16@lemmy.world to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

AI Creates step by step instructions on how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

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AI Creates step by step instructions on how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

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adj16@lemmy.world to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Deestan@lemmy.world
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    Step 3: Prepare a bowl of jelly.

    Step 3: Prepare a bowl of sourcream.

    Step 2: Prepare a bowl of peanut butter. Touch the bowl gently.

    No step: Fingers melt painlessly into caramel. Hold them in your hand.

    Step 4: Flatten the peanut butter.

    Step 6: Unflatten the peanut butter.

    Step 1: Take the peanut butter out of the bowl and put it back in.

    Step S: Move peanut butter to a small lasagna baking dish. Flatten and divide into 3 parts.

    Step 4: Observe the jelly.

    Step 8: Prepare a small bowl of caramel sauce.

    Step 3: Stir the caramel once with a finger.

    Step 1: Observe the jelly.

    Step 8: The spoonful of cum is not needed. Gently remove it from the baking area.

    Step 4: Check the jelly is still there.

    Step 3: Carefully slice the bread, but you will still cut your finger. The future has already happened. You can not change it.

    Step 6: Put sourcream on top of the peanut butter and flatten it.

    Step 3: Pour the bowl of sourcream and peanut butter into a bowl of sugar.

    Ingest excitedly.

    • NarrativeBear@lemmy.world
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      How to make a PBJ sandwiche, step 8 will shock you!

      “Step 8: The spoonful of cum is not needed. Gently remove it from the baking area.”

      I’m dying, good work!

      • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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        you are WRONG! THIS is step 8:

        Step 8: Prepare a small bowl of caramel sauce.

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      This has me crying lol

    • adj16@lemmy.worldOP
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      I really appreciate how much effort you put into this

    • grue@lemmy.world
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      How frustrated did you get with Markdown trying to “fix” your numbering while writing that?

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        Markdown’s “smart” numbering is the worst.

    • PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyzM
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      What was step 3 again?

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        I am sorry, but these instructions have no step 3. The steps in these instructions are: 3, 3, 2, error, 4, 6, 1, S, 4, 8, 3, 1, 8, 4, 3, 6 and 3.

        Did you mean Step 3?

        • adj16@lemmy.worldOP
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          Lmao, amazing

    • Pandantic [they/them]@midwest.social
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      This was epic. Thank you fine .worder!

    • abcd@feddit.org
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      This looks like a initially simple state machine written in assembler (or a similar language where you have to use jumps for program flow) that has been modified heavily by 15 devs in 25 years in production, while they all shat their pants

      • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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        ; the spoonful of cum is not needed. TODO: Gently remove it from the cooking area.

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      You forgot that in step 2 you’re supposed to touch the bowl with your toes and/or “good hand.”

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      Oh man you’ve got me cracking up here. That spoon full of cum hahaha. People a bit further are looking very strange at me now

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      I followed the steps but my jelly managed to get away before Step 3 and ate half my family. I’ll try again, but I’m running low on cousins. 5/5 stars.

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    Looks like I’m out of a job.

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    step 3 is such an eye-opener!

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    I got a similar result with ChatGPT; however, it has no issues with written instructions. Interestingly, when I asked it to convert the written instructions into an image, it still gave a result similar to OP’s.

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      It seems there’s a fundamental incapacity for the model to produce an ordered series of images inside one image. What if you ask to describe each step with a separate image?

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    Over a third of the many steps are literally just peanut butter, which is not quite enough peanut butter but close.

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    Nevermind the ordering and triangle shaped bread. What the f*** is the white stuff?!? Absolutely nothing on a PB&J should be white.

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      It’s called whole fat bull milk

    • notabot@lemm.ee
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      Mayonnaise.

    • Kecessa@sh.itjust.worksBanned
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      Could be whipped cream… I would try it

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        Marshmallow fluff!

  • affiliate@lemmy.world
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    the jelly looks more like cranberry sauce than actually jelly

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    I tried to focus to follow up, and it made me laugh.

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    Is there a word for uncanny valley but it’s not a person?

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      Just uncanny. I like that word by the way, one of the few we picked up from the scots.

      https://www.etymonline.com/word/canny

      The older sense of eldritch and the newer sense of weird also all work. Unfortunately using all these words means we’re calling AI models fae. In a lot of ways, of course, true AI would be fae

  • TachyonTele@lemm.eeBanned
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    The shit just works!

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    This might be my favourite post here lol

    • adj16@lemmy.worldOP
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      ❤️

      I thought I was having a stroke trying to understand it before I realized what it was, and it just struck me that it would be right at home in this community

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    This is what medical school feels like for me.

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    I think the real problem is someone needing instructions for making a PB&j.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned
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    Nothing makes a good PB&J like some miracle whip.

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      It’s got that tangy zip

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