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As a gentleman, I’d offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.
Let’s be honest: she’s probably not a very good driver. They didn’t even have cars back then, this must be a lot to process for her.
Take her to a knightclub
What makes you think I’m not already similarly equipped?
(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don’t have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There’s a project for the weekend…)
What’s the best way to polish that?
Give it to your squire.
I usually attack it with a terrycloth and some Flitz. A little will go a surprisingly long way.
There are various methods of oiling, waxing, or otherwise preserving it afterwards. I prefer boiled linseed oil for that, personally.
In Ye Modern Times, you could also just make your mail out of something that doesn’t rust. I didn’t, though.
Angle grinder and a buffing pad with a heavy dose of Sex Wax
Hahaha! “Buffing pad”.
“Heavy dose,” indeed. ;)
Toothbrush and time
Clothes dryer and a bucket of sand would probably work.
Plus you can sell the self-dismantled dryer for parts after.
Nice mail!
Thanks.
I have a set of matching super historically authentic pants in the same pattern and material (with suspenders!) as well. I might even still fit in them, but I haven’t tried in a while.
Love it 😀
I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
GET IN LOSER. WE’RE GOING DUNGEON DIVING
WE CAN’T STOP HERE THIS IS DRAGON COUNTRY
lighting bolt lighting bolt lighting bolt
You. I like you.
“I’m glad you brought protection”
Demand a shrubbery.
I’m here, I’m here.
Demand… another shrubbery!
I’m le here, ze second totally diffe-rent shrubbery, unassociated with that other one, zhat is why I have a poor accent!
Ni!
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what i’m told
Take her to paladinner and a movie?
(Sorry.)
Not another one knight stand!
beg her to marry me
I hear women love being begged for things
It greaves me to say it, but I’d pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.
I love this.
Now get out.
Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.
Except that’s the bottle opener…
Someone else who doesn’t know which one is the can opener. So?
CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!
Sauce: Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
I’m a locksmith and I’m a locksmith.
Locksmith lawyering intensifies
We take Jerusalem!
This is the right answer
Get either a piercing weapon to exploit weak points or a bludgeoning weapon to transmit force through the plate, because she’s clearly here to do battle. Dinner can come AFTER I’ve defended my honor.
