The word “crashed” in that headline is doing a lot of heavy lifting.
Feels like it’s doing heavy falling
The plane was doing a lot of heavy lifting carrying that head, fuck. He looks like that guy in the meme who borrows and returns 10 books a day from his library, increasing the size of his head with prosthetics each time.
Imagine the brass balls needed to work in war zones with a head like a sniper’s dream
It’s like a watermelon on a toothpick. I bet he was going home to cry on his oversized pillow.
“The Meadows”
It’s like Sputnik!
Oh it crashed alright. Every piece of it crashed.
russians dont know how to land things pass it on
kinda buried the lead that pergozhin was on that plane too.
And is dead. Jesus, guys, way to stick the landing on the breaking news story.
Yeah, I thought that was strange, too.
Pretty normal sort of thing to happen
I guess ol’ Vlad got bored of having people fall out of windows.
That is, of course, assuming the Russians were behind this; there’s always a slight chance that it really was an accident.
narrator reads: it wasn’t
That like all of Wagners brains wiped out in one shot. Hahaha fuck em.
Let’s see how the Wagner troops react to this.
How will he complete chemotherapy now?
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