We’re hopefully only months away from a weekend at Donnie’s anyway

Shit launched like kerbal space program

Excuse me they clearly said “nuh uh” there’s no way they did it

You seen some peoples bongs?

There’s just as many moldy tubes just less moldy nozzles, and less doesn’t mean 0 now

“My tests came back and they were all good” “No Donny they said they came back positive”

Had someone tell me they had a problem cuz he wasn’t even able to defend himself. The gymnastics to not blame gun violence when he was literally shot while talking about shootings.

Maybe he admires a famous german painter

The ribbon is razor wire?

The answer to the question, “Who do we sacfrifice?”

Look man I’m too dysfunctional to cook breakfast. I’m sorry trumps a thing but I didn’t light that one

I’ve posted this before but they don’t get to say “not my pope” they don’t get a vote. That’s the reality of faith based leaderships.

I hope he lays about 6 feet low

Better than a twisted nipple.

Among everything else

cant fuck up things more than trump

being friends with russia now is like being friends with a washed up former star athlete thats days consist of only drinking and passing out in their own vomit.

theyd have him in a camp alright

you think hes not gonna just send nukes and sharpie 51 over it on the map?

trump is already the fattest dicktaster