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Anti-Antidote@lemmy.zip to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

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Anti-Antidote@lemmy.zip to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • kbal@fedia.io
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    Being able to recite a Satanic mantra in French is the level of language fluency you need to be prime minister.

    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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      Please mark this NSFW, no one likes to see the word fr*nch

      • UnsavoryMollusk@lemmy.world
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        Why?

  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    The second line on the podium isn’t French, though. They’re building a UN-Canada fort and no stinky Americans allowed

    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You got it all wrong. It’s about an uncanadian fort which makes it very American

      • kersploosh@sh.itjust.works
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        No no no. “Un” means “one.” They are building the first in a series of forts. Canada is constructing its own version of the Maginot Line, but unlike the French they are extending it all the way to the sea (on both ends).

        • sartalon@lemmy.world
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          Make sure you man it with trans folk. Apparently they terrify the people in my country.

          You probably don’t even have to fully man it, just put a unisex bathroom on the front of them and maybe a poster about universal healthcare.

          • no banana@lemmy.world
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            The same people who fear trans people also seem to quite dislike the United Nations. So a UN fort full of trans folks is probably their worst nightmare.

        • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          “Un” means “one.”

          So you think it’s Spanish?

          • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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            Never learned to count in French?

            • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              10 months ago

              Non, et tu?

  • funbreaker@kbin.earth
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    A lot of English monolinguals probably would consider speaking anything other than English as evidence of Satanism no matter what

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      Yet they go to churches where motherfuckers “speak in tongues” and they lap that shit up

      AND I STRIKE AND I STRIKE

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        deleted by creator

      • sibannac@lemmy.world
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        “Iboughtahondabutishouldaboughtamitsubishi” - a sacred Protestant chant about snakes or something

    • pancakes@sh.itjust.works
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      As an English monolingual, I would never assume an unknown language is satanic.

      That being said, French is absolutely a language of Satan.

      • Zloubida@lemmy.world
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        Mince, nous sommes repéré·es !

    • Angry_Autist@lemmy.world
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      To be educated is to be indoctrinated

      Satanists indoctrinate people

      Therefore centers of higher education are demonic recruitment camps, makes perfect sense to me, this is certainly not the product of a mind made soft by half a century of deliberate crippling of public education

      In all seriousness as a person who watched the original Satanic Panic unfold real-time, innocent people are going to get their lives ruined by this and this time around there is zero journalistic integrity to counter it.

    • RandomVideos@programming.dev
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      Cum ar putea cineva să creadă ceva atât de ridicol

  • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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    Least inaccurate description of French honestly

    • tatann@lemm.ee
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      I don’t know, while not satanic per se, french are known to be quite anticlerical

  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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    The clip in question btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27eJz91LAi4&t=1156s

    In the clip shared online, Carney speaks in sentence fragments and with a noticeable accent, saying “honnêtement” and “il n’y aura,” which in English mean “honestly” and “there will not be.”

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/politics/government/mark-carney-s-french-comments-misrepresented-as-satanic-chant/ar-AA1Cj2dz

  • secret300@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Yeah exactly satanic

    • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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      If the maga camp would laugh at the joke, it’s not really a funny joke.

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        You have more in common with a murderer then a bunny.

        • Angry_Autist@lemmy.world
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          Is it wrong to want to occupy the perfect Venn overlap between those two?

          • 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.dev
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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    Crazy Gibberish!

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    Parlons tous français à partir de maintenant.

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.worldM
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    “GET THEE BEHIND ME, CANADIAN!”

  • GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world
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    Same difference.

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    Toi qui poses ta marque, ô complice subtil, Sur le front du Crésus impitoyable et vil,

    Ô Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère !

    You who put your mark, O subtle accomplice, Upon the brow of Croesus, base and pitiless,

    O Satan, pity my long misery!

    —Charles Baudelaire, Les Litanies de Satan

    Edit:better translation

  • SassyRamen@lemmy.worldBanned
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    Removed by mod

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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    french cursing noises

  • eurisko@lemmy.ca
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    Vous m’haissez

  • mostNONheinous@lemmy.world
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    Unintelligible, but let us tell you what it was…

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