Looking younger everyday somehow

He CUT, HER, OUT, of his life.

Night Court

Genuinely curious what is the door lock thing?

Everybody walk the Dinosaur?

Take enough toilet paper off the roll to wipe, use the rest of the roll to prop up the seat.

Didn’t John Goodman run that program at Greendale?

Why did I make that sound?

I am tired of paywalls, this is not something someone should have to pay to know.

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I had this too. I should rebuild him, I have the parts.

Yeah well I’m calling Dean Cain a little bitch.

Well damn Jackie I can’t control the weather. - Michael Kelso

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The party that swears there are only Two Genders really seems to only believe in One.

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All while protecting priests in the church who actually hurt people.

I used to work for one of the big chain pizza joints. On my 21st birthday my boss and a coworker wanted to take me for a beer. They take me to a bar on the edge of town. We are there for about ten minutes when one of our delivery drivers walk-in and orders a drink. We are at the other end of the bar and wait for him to take a drink, then we all say “Hey Bob!”. Bob looks down the bar and says “hey guys what’s up?” We explained why we were there and then asked why he was since he was on the clock. This was before cellphones were in everyone’s pocket and Bob “couldn’t find” his delivery so he had to stop SOMEWHERE for a pay phone, the beer was just a bonus. Bob had worked there for over 20 years and I guess the boss just didn’t care.

Bob also called into work sick one day and when asked what was wrong he said “My dick hurts” and hung up the phone.

All that caffeine you’d think they could just chew it.

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