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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

One day it will happen to you

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One day it will happen to you

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      Alright i wanna hit you, watcha gonna do about it

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    Yeah, well, that’s really, really sweet and would honestly rather have that occur or have a friend decide to cuddle with me than to get a bunch of dicks drawn on my face.

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    That’s just having good people as friends.

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    This happened to me at 18…

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      You had good friends!

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    Never fell asleep with rando around.
    Was a strict rule I had because I had seen asshole classmates do the marker thing once and decided that would not happen to me.
    Very few times I did let my guard down was with actual friends, and because it was decided I was gonna crash there. Otherwise I’d just power through the night.

    Was great training for becoming a dad!

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    A good friend would come in to be the big spoon

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    Why not both?

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    Don’t threaten me with a good time!

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    Ran into my cousin and his friends at a festival 20 years ago. Came by their tent early morning and one dude was passed out outside so I covered him up with a blanket and tucked him in. Later on they were all thanking me profusely which I didn’t get. Turned out the kid was a skin cancer survivor and that morning ended up being brutally sunny and hot.

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