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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

This is how they expect you to watch the film.

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This is how they expect you to watch the film.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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    with the volume off

    Loud music coming from the radio in the next room

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      VOLVER VOLVER

      AAAAH AH AH AH

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    I watched Tenet on my phone in bed with breaks, because he thought it would be worth risking lives during the pandemic to force it to be shown in movie theaters.

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      deleted by creator

  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    Dub or subbed?

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      Doesn’t matter, there’s no audio anyway

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        The audio is just a constant staccato of air tools.

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          I can smell it

      • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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        That, or is full volume but you can’t hear anything anyway because they’re also a radio blasting rancheras, dogs barking, tools sounds, people screaming…

  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    https://www.ablogtowatch.com/no-longer-made-seiko-tv-watch-from-1982/

    https://youtu.be/5tIAPwyVuXI

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      It uses a line in for the video. It seems like a real desperation mover (or just showing off) to have the cable uncomfortably dangling from your wrist to the tuner. Still a cool idea for the time, though.

      • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
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        Interestingly, this is possible without anything else today. It works totally different today than it did at that time, but the end result is the same: video on your watch. I’m always amazed by how tech moves. As a kid, I wondered how nice it would be if I had a device on me that did everything and I could even turn the lights off with it. I’m actually able to do that today.

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          Yeah, Dick Tracy had nothing on modern smart watches.

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      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        I highly agree. It’s as impressive as a proof of concept and achievement as it is functionally useless. It’s 100% Seiko flexing its capabilities at the time.

        My focus here, however, is that I believe it’s the worst way to watch Interstellar.

        • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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          I dunno, someone could figure out how to watch it by mail.

          • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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            Are you reinventing Netflix, or are you suggesting someone might watch a movie through mailed pictures one frame at a time?

            • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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              Mailed pictures. Individually. Worse than a tiny moving picture, and nowhere near as convenient as a book.

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                When one of my good friends lost his mother, to help distract him, I enlarged this soft porn imagine of a woman in pirate gear showing what she’s got. I blew it up to poster size or something, and then I printed it on a regular printer (along with a picture of a penis at approximately the right size and angle). I think that gave me 15ish individual pictures? I mixed them up and mailed him one per day, saving the goods for last, with the fakeout penis second to last.

                I think he had a good chuckle. It was still on his wall months later when I went to visit him.

              • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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                That feeling when you accidentally hit the seek bar:

                “Goddammit, Kevin! You just cost us decades!.”

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  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldBanned
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    Not as good as watching camrip on phone.

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      So happy this genre has gone away

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        It has not.

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    The pneumatic screw-drivers really add to the soundtrack!

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      Thanks for your confession. Your penance is to watch Interstellar in Imax and say 5 hail Nolans.

  • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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    Fixed:

  • MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world
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    I watched Fight Club telecine rip with watermarks on a 21" tube television in a bar in Tenerife.

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    I could see a full onion article with this premise.

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      ‘full’ ‘article’

  • CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world
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    This makes me wonder if filmmakers cringe when they see their work on tiny screens anywhere on an airplane.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      The true way to watch James Cameron’s Avatar is in the corner of a subway surfers montage.

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKiIroiCvZ0

      • CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world
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        Awesome

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    pushing random tires out of their racks to spell “I love you” or some shit

  • randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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    Can anyone explain why this post is funny to me? I don’t know much about Interstellar.

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      Because Christopher Nolan is famous for making dialogue inaudible and then saying that the reason people can’t hear it is because the film was supposed to be viewed in a high end cinema with a full surround sound system

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      Chris Nolan films are story-weak and make up for it with flashy visual and audio effects that are designed for showing in ultra high res cinema environments. Watching the film in probably 28fps on a tiny screen washed out by sunlight and single source audio intermittently drowned out by the sound of a ratlle gun makes most of those fancy effects pointless.

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    Pfft, it’s not even a CRT!

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