*Tesler
“It’s all computa!”
Break-ups are fun to watch. Wonder when the make-up sex starts.
Oh mah gawddd ya know? And he was like, “I don’t wanna see you no more”, ya know? And I was like, “Whatever, as F!”. Dude is so creepyyy.
“Make-up sex”? Like using bronzer for lube?
Wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest!
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An easy and non-impactful thing for Trump to do, and it’s not like Trump’s followers would ever get a “Tesler”. Those are filthy EVs and manly men only ever get gas-guzzling Big Trucks ™.
No moar computor?… =[
Nothing’s computer. :(
He’s never been seen driving even once in decades. Who gives a shit
He’s literally not allowed to. Becoming president means you’re not allowed to drive (on regular roads) ever again, even after you leave office.
https://www.fox5dc.com/news/why-u-s-presidents-arent-allowed-to-drive
They could ignore that guidance if they wanted to.
It’s pronounced “tesler”
trump supporters will follow, leading to Tesla stock tanking even more. Was this Elon’s business strategy? I expect Elon to think liberals have the memory of a hamster, as if we’ll all start buying Teslas now that he’s separating from Trump. As if it wasn’t from his own nazi shit
I DUG MAH KEY INTO THE SOD OF HIS PRETTY LIL SUPED UP ’LECTRIC DRIVE!
CARVED MAH NAME INTO HIS LEATHA SEEEEEEEEEEAEAEAEEEETS
I love tessler
Aw breakups are hard
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Please… probably a gift to pres grifter
Whose job is it to wash the spunk off the seats?
JD Vance’s, it’s basically a couch
Doesn’t Trump have 2 teslers? Aiden Ross gave him a cyber truck?
