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EGGGGGG SALAD
Has science gone too far?
Damn, I actually thought that was real for a sec
Isn’t scrambled lower entropy? Like how dye in water moves from fully concentrated at one point to fully diffused throughout the water?You had to do work to scramble them and now it would take a lot more energy to get them back to separate the white from the yolk so it looked like the hard boiled.This is all completely wrong, I was thinking about Gibbs free energy decreasing with spontaneous reactions.
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That’s what I get for being so old I forgot my thermo class
*Shakes fist at sky*
The main thing I remember from my thermodynamics classes is the day I broke the thermometer. Yup.
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Not overcooked, not scrambled.
There is another one…
There are tons of ways to prepare eggs.
I wish you’d take them raw.
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Straight to the break room for misspelling the Founders name.
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Sorry bud, I wasn’t trying to be rude lol just making a joke. I watch everything with sub’s tbh. It’s Kier.
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Can you imagine a cross over where Amos Burton is severed, and how fucking insane he’d go on Kier?
Either, eggs are amazing in all forms… but those are both overcooked.
Don’t discriminate based on entropy level, but each level has a best in class:
Low: Soft boiled (8:30 sec)
Medium: Over easy
High: Propper fluffy scramble (10% butter, constant whisk)
I don’t like the softness of a constant whisk. Diner style scramble. Literally crack the egg in the pan and scramble with the spatual. Dunno feels “homier”?
poached eggs tho 🤤
Haha, yeah totally get that! Also, how did I forget poached!! Okay, those tie over-easy for me
Soft boiled (8:30 sec)
Wait what? I’ve been soft boiling eggs once a day since lockdown and must have tried every variation going. 8:30 would risk me a hard boiled egg. 7:00 - 7:30 the sweet spot for soft and 8:00 ish for medium. Below 7:00 and I risk not cooking the white enough.
What devil’s eggs are you using?
Lol, 60g healthy european chonkers, straight from the fridge into boiling water, then ice bath right after (if more than 2-3 eggs i’ll go a tad shorter because of post-cook thermal load)
Whites firm and yolks perfectly runny, sliced in two with maldon salt to top. Perfection in two bites.
From the fridge?
Hahah, yeah, don’t know, just how I was raised I guess. My fridge came with one of those egg racks and I like having them out the box ready-to-go, plus it doesn’t harm them and they should stay fresher for marginally longer.
Edit: Also probably helps my heat gradient on those perfect runny yolks but set whites!
Softboiled 10min. Egg type was never specified
Those scrambled eggs are separated into small clumps. I bet they’re too dry, have overcooked bits, and weren’t mixed well.
Someone needs to go back to scrambled egg school.
And now I feel like an egg snob.
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so, when you drop an egg on the floor, you increased its entropy too much, and since entropy isn’t reversible, your dropped egg isn’t recoverable
I like mine boiled until the yolk has the delicious consistency of earwax
In a cake.
CrEdit: Sidney Harris
Mmmmmm high entropy ægggggsssss
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