cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32380509
An official US Government account posted this
https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/01/us/what-is-alligator-alcatraz-florida
I’d pay money to watch an ICE agent try to put a hat on an alligator
What? That’s crazy talk! How could you watch that…without popcorn???
POPCORN! GET’CHER POPCORN HERE! CAN’T WATCH A FASCIST MEET HIS END WITHOUT DELICIOUS BUTTERY SALTY POPCORN!
They did say they’d pay so presumably there’d be some production value to the affair. I’m seeing a Roman theme, along the lines of “Christians to the lions”.
Photo made with AI, and that’s not Alligator Intelligence.
Still. Both Lupo and I would pay money to see them try and put a hat on a gator.
If you have ever thought about what you would do during Nazi Germany, it is whatever you are doing now.
Pooing?
Holly shit. Cheers.
Alligator Auschwitz
Wouldn’t work because alligators brains are too big to work for ICE.
They also aren’t ashamed or scared to show their faces.
So the lizard people (republicans) are finally going to shed their ‘human’ skin and reveal themselves?
well that’s an insult to the alligators. I doubt they want to have anything to do with those nazis
alligators are remarkably non-violent for being obligate carnivores
So predatory, stealthy until they strike, pretty brainless, mostly instinct driven, fierce to brutal, dangerous, opportunistic to the point they would eat their own kind if convenient, unpredictable and most importantly - famously resistant to change or growth. Seems oddly self aware…
This is shaping up to be Holocaust 2.0.
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Now what did Homer Landscriby mean by this?
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