funnily that’s one of 2 things i remember clearly from it: the idea of growing an alien pseudo-clone of yourself that you beam your consciousness into like a psionic RV is very cool and scifi, and then the flora and fauna of the planet is something i want to see an Alien Planet-esque documentary about.

Everything else at best makes me remember the game Natural Selection which has a lot more soul.

i want to slot my phone into the computer like those cars where you insert the remote as a key.
The phone should have all the important data, and the computer is basically a smart dock that can be used on its own but when you insert the phone it’s a seamless experience.

my radical centrist opinion is that croissants are utterly neutral, it’s just flaky airy bread. Just add something and it immediately becomes really nice.

Chocolate-filled croissants are one of the best things in the world.

“your answer offends me greatly”

and massaging is almost certainly more effective anyways, a nice massage feels nice which helps you mentally deal with ailments if nothing else, and having a person spend some time just touching you (in a non-weird way) is also very psychologically helpful.

Almost all the positive effects of stuff like chiropractors and cupping and acupuncture etc can be explained by “a person listened to your problems, talked to you about it, and tried to help”.

reverse clark kent

“you pick up the concept of a forking road, reaching into the fabric of reality and ripping it asunder grants you a mercifully swift death as the narrative underpinning your existence unravels and the DM thwacks your motive spirit over the head with a giant inflatable hammer.”

it’s like how american rail freight companies absolutely HATE running freight trains, and instead find it much more efficient to just do stock trading or whatever the fuck.

what the hell is the point of buying all these companies and running a service into the ground? why not just sell it all and literally become an investment company? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

it’s fucking baffling, even the people we all remember as being the definition of evil are also remembered as being quite serious (in public at least), but modern fascists seem utterly hell-bent on being remembered as parodies that were somehow 100% real

that’s a confident assertion with 0 evidence

Um ackshually you wouldn’t freeze in space, you’d overheat.

i hope that helps

Baba if You

many places do similar things to regular beef, special atmosphere in the packaging and injecting the meat with stuff that makes it redder and/or keeps the colour for longer.

that’s breve

all of these is because modern english went to shit and we should all go back to middle english and actually pronounce those letters. All the other germanic languages pronounce those letters, why must english be all weird and special?

except they don’t fuck, they just cum in the water and die

the pinephone is NOT even remotely usable, i have one and it’s hilariously terrible, even the most lightweight UI that literally just uses simple text dialog boxes for everything is slow and it’s incredibly clunky.

HELP ME BROTHERS, I LOST CONTROL AND CRANKED MY HOG OFF, IT REALLY HURTS

AROOOOOOOH GOD

then they’re marriage material

i have changed your gender, pray i do not alter it further