For the bottom machine, run the faucet for a few seconds before you put your cup under it. Last thing anyone wants is half-watered down cherry coke or homeopathic fanta.
Homeopathic Fanta lol, I’m gonna use this in the future
It’s not a “cloaca dispenser”, it doesn’t dispense cloacas. It is a “soda cloaca”, it has all sodas coming out the same hole.
Can I get one of them Cloaca-Colas
Here you go!
Kingdom of Loathing… how I miss you sometimes.
I recently started playing again after a 15 year break. It’s changed quite a bit and I’m having a blast. Don’t miss it, go play it :)
Edit: I take it back. Don’t actually. See below :(
Omg, that is fucking disgusting. Thank you for letting me know.
More info here for those wondering. The person who apparently raped Phoenix is a dude named Armak.
Jick and Phoenix ended up marrying, and Jick has a bunch of bunch red flags and abusive things that resulted in them divorcing.
It seems like most of this was softly affirmed by Jick, but has been loosely corroborated by many people around with varying degrees of ‘most of it’s true, but there’s some inconsistencies’.
https://www.reddit.com/r/kol/comments/d0cq9s/allegations_of_misconduct_by_asymmetric_members/
Maybe in the next FallOut game
I used to be happy to see these because I knew I’d have more than one option that wasn’t carbonated. Many places usually have 1, which is either fake lemonade with artificial sweetener, fruit punch (0% juice), or Orange High-C. Which I’m glad they don’t claim is juice, because it’s just delicious sugar water.
I’m happy to see them because I get more sugar free choices than water or diet cola.
Those vending machines have facial recognition cameras on them.
Source?
Seriously this was like the third result, just google it
https://www.cokesolutions.com/coca-cola-freestyle/pdfs/CCFS_9100_specsheet.pdf
OK so not the one from the picture then.
Edit: yeah, no camera. So the new one has a camera, but the old one, the one from the meme, does not. I’ve never seen the new one, have seen plenty of the old one.
https://crewconnect.coca-cola.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/2020-CCFS-User-Guide-9000.pdf
Interesting.
Not sure about that, but I did see numerous new Coca-Cola products in new flavors that I assume they put together by scraping metrics from these; and if I remember correctly they do have cellular interface.
Google it or look at my other comment for source
No flavor customization options ❌
At least 6 flavor shots available to add to the base flavor ✅
Six flavor shots that mix with all the others and end up just tasting like a combination of them all. 😷
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My bad. But why does it taste like shit then?
Because its just boxes of syrups that come through dirty hoses no one cleans from a closet in the back that’s filled with roaches. Also depends if someone swaps the syrup box to a new box when it runs out or it just tastes like soda water
Bullshit it always tastes like it has vanilla in it
Yeah but the people at the theatre don’t replace the concentrate pouches when they are running low so you still end up with diluted garbage that is mostly just plain soda water
FYI, those machines are rarely cleaned.
… is that the reason some places drinks taste different?
That’s usually because the syrup to carbonated water ratio is different. But yeah I’m sure if you never clean the lines it won’t be as good. (Or if you have some weirdness where people are swapping the soda lines. Should be rare though, as you don’t want to swap which one says coke/sprite/w.e on the other end
i feel like if you worry about this you should just not eat out at all, ever
No fucking thanks. These machines are disgusting bacteria farms.
*citation needed
“No fucking thanks. These machines are disgusting bacteria farms.” - Klemptor
Godard, Renee D., Puja Sharma*, Carlie Jo Wagner*, Morgan Wilson, Amie Fleming-Haddock*, Rebecca Beach. (2013). Repeated detection of microbes in beverages dispensed from soda fountain machines and the effect of flushing on microbial density. International Journal of Food Microbiology 163: 218-222.
White, Amy S., Renee D. Godard, Carolyn Belling*, Victoria Kasza*, Rebecca Beach. 2010. Beverages obtained from soda fountain machines in the U.S. contain microorganisms, including coliform bacteria. International Journal of Food Microbiology 137: 61–66.
Good thing I get mine from 7-eleven where they are known for their high hygiene standards.
Yes, it’s obvious that soda fountains are bacteria farms, but what about the comparison of models? We’re trying to determine how significant the difference is
I have worked in fast food before and cleaned out the normal ones and I know how infrequently they get cleaned.
https://www.foodrepublic.com/1866833/avoid-fast-food-soft-drink/
This has a similar energy.

I’ll take the cloaca one every time. They got damn fine choices.
In my experience, the flavors are not the same, not calibrated correctly or something.
Selects regular Dr. Pepper.
Received a cup of seltzer water with a drop of syrup.
If the drink cloaca is unholy, call me a heathen.

Baby can I get one of them Cloaca-Colas
I’ll take the single outlet cartridge loaded one over the several feet of bacteria laden tubes sucking on bags from the other.
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As someone that is allergic to powdered aluminum, is she aware that almost half the sticks you find at the store are aluminum free?
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