Why the hell does this need to have an anthropomorphic body?
The hands are so it can do sperm samples
And prostate exams.
Often at the same time!
… where can one buy such an … assistant?
See, that design isnt very human. I do like the grips though, that feels important.
It really, really didn’t need to look like a person. Not even a little bit.
What animal did you want?
Is “none” an animal?
Sea urchin
How civilized
Nobody said it has to be an animal. It could also be a plant. Or an upscaled model of a prokaryote.
As long as it has a gaping hole and a look of vague recognitioning of something’s a little off asking “but… Why?”
Well it’s a robot. Duh. This is what robots look like.
I wonder if the helmet visor is functional.
I have been told its FULLY functional.
Settle down Dr Soong, let’s get those ethical subroutines ironed out first.
I really hope it has nice and distinguished buttocks, like really caked up, a real piss storage unit back there with an extra wheel just to support each cheek.
Taiwan makes everything anthropomorphic! They’ve got an anthropomorphic version of the mass damper on top of the Taipei 101:
They probably could’ve just made a mascot version of this robot but… eh.
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Has anyone confirmed it’s not a person in a costume? 👀
They’re going to wonder why the face gets sprayed so often…
Why the fuck does it need arms? To help you with other samples?
Also that is 100% gonna spring a leak at some point and spill piss all over the ground as it traverses the hospital hallways.
Why does it need a head for that matter? They could just build it to look like a urinal with a screen. This just makes me feel like I’m in a Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.
Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.
This is not a sequence of words that I wanted to read this morning
That is to help with the seamen sample collection, obviously.
SailorsOnly
It flushes the urine
How do they prevent cross-contamination ?
We will have another robot to take the leak and analyse it.
Just like ordinary urinals.
WHY IS IT HUMAN-SHAPED
5 bucks on there is some perv hiding in there.
I miss the corrupted GIFs subreddit.
Be the change you want to see
Not a perv, just a remote control technician
You have to put the 5 bucks in for a happy piss ending.
I mean, did they need to make it person shaped…?
I know, at least let me pee in its mouth…
Or give it tits, which somehow would make it less weird? I think?
Wait, you don’t piss on your medical professional when taking samples?
What do the hands do?
Its for after you pee where it pats you on the back and says “good job champ” in traditional mandarin.
They can hold it for you so you don’t have to wash your hands after.
But who washes the robot’s hands?
The friends we made along the way
Come on don’t be ridiculous
In case the doctor told you not to lift anything heavy
Lost opportuntiy to not have you pee inside the robots big gaping mouth with a screen on top
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Humanoid robots deserve trash can
I thought that said Ubisoft. Now I’m disappointed that it doesn’t say Ubisoft.☹️ Ubisoft urinal would go hard.
Ubisoft is already paying devs to make piss, we dont need to give it to them for free.
Suddenly passing butter doesn’t seem like such a terrible destiny
If they’re going to give this thing arms and a head, they should at least let you piss in its mouth.
Why does it have hands and a face?
To make you feel more comfortable 🙂
Doubles for prostate exams
They manage to do the same at my doctor’s office with a little plastic cup.
But this one also sends the data to a wide variety of corporate partners!
I thought it was a hoax when I couldn’t find anything on “urinebot”, but “urobot” brings this up.
The bad timeline version of Eva from Wall-E.
