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The apple was poisoned with holy water.
It was just a big garlic clove painted red.
I see this as an absolute win
But then the magic mirror wouldn’t be able to show her
it’s magic tho
Take a look at the Neil Gaiman short story “Snow, Glass, Apples”
Neil Gaiman
hard pass
I am able to separate the work from the artist.
i prefer not giving money to rapists, but you do you
Just buy a used book, or pirate it. But I guess you’re too busy performing indignation online.
meanwhile you’re supporting and encouraging people to read a rapist. woowee
There’s a way around that 🏴☠️⛵️
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So you’re saying that snow white is the first person to do a “just woke up like this” makeup selfie?
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supposedly containing the best quality white lead sourced from Venice (…) A recipe from 1688 described the cosmetic as a mixture of water, vinegar, and lead
I love how yuropeeans were just applying lead powder to their faces
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Wait until you hear about Doramad
Sure, but then you remember that she was seven years old. Somehow an almost-toddler vampire doesn’t strike me as very scary.
But Snow White grew up and became more and more beautiful, and when she was seven years old she was as beautiful as the bright day, and more beautiful than the Queen herself. When the Queen once asked her mirror: “Mirror, mirror on the wall, Who is the fairest of them all?” it answered: “My Lady Queen, you are the fairest here, But Snow White is a thousand times more fair than you.”
Here’s the original in German, it also has an English translation but it’s shit.
The story is really about how if you’re a woman you shouldn’t be wanting for more than what’s given you, and that you must be meek and obedient.
Still, her reward was to get abducted and forced to marry a necrophiliac prince so I don’t know… Maybe the story actually says to not be meek and obedient. It could be a cautionary tale I suppose.
Claudia would like a word re: terror levels
Or a tuberculosis victim, in either case.
SexY
Actually, this is a prime example of the white man’s fantasy. Some pure, bleached white skinned goth virgin waiting to be corrupted. It’s a fantasy, pure and simple. Just like all those girls in those magazines, they aren’t “real” either.
Next you’ll be telling people their AI waifus aren’t real!
that “nightmare” sounds attractive
Still would (I’m assuming she’s canonically hundreds of years old and not like a Disney 14yo or something)
Whats wrong with pale skin, dark hair and blood red lips? We cant all be tanned blonds, nor do we want to be!
Ja, herr obersturmführer, dieser kommentar hier
Nah she was just a cokehead
Shit, turns out the friend I had who claimed that the “goth girl awakening” I had started with snow white was correct all along.
