• kamenlady@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    it also only gets better, once you get older…

    Stressed?

    How about:

    • Headaches
    • Digestive issues
    • Irritability
    • Heart palpitations
    • Sleep disturbances
    • Poor concentration
    • Crying
    • Social withdrawal
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      5 months ago

      Also for those who suffer from depression:

      • Worse depression
      • Worse suicidal ideation
      • Ugly crying because you burnt your toast

      I’d go on, but then I’ll start ugly crying in the office, and nobody wants that.

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      5 months ago

      It’s great, because half the time I’m stressed by stuff that would be aided by me being calm and able to concentrate and interact.

  • S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    5 months ago

    Oh you worry you have too much to do?
    You’ll be eternally tired cause of that.

    Dude WTF How’s that supposes to help?

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      5 months ago

      I think the idea is that your body is sending you a signal that you have too much on your plate and to relax a little. Unfortunately for us the human body didn’t do most of it’s evolving under modern conditions so that signal might not be a lot of help when you’ve got a boss and landlord etc breathing down your neck all the time.

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        5 months ago

        Yeah, we live in a broken society and our brains are constantly screaming at us about it.

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          Broken society, messed up environment, absurdly low quality food sources, pollution at every step… (damn, that’s depressive)

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          It is like if humanity every achieves some sort of utopia, they will look back at today and say “wow they really exploited those money miners”.

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    5 months ago

    “I am going to burn your stomach like a wild fire to help you cope. I will even throw in a couple colon cancer cells to the mix.”

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    5 months ago

    That’s what happens when you run FishOS, v.0.7.8, but monkey-patch it to run on 2 legs and have consciousness.