There are two things recently I haven’t enjoyed

I’m a Star wars fan and I’ve enjoyed most of the stuff released in the last few years. The only thing I can safely say I didn’t like was Kenobi and even that had a great fight scene at the end.

Penis

Ohh okay that makes more sense

I don’t really understand what zipper merging has to do with this if the issue is that they waited until the very end of the lane to try and merge and now have to do it immediately. (At least that’s what I assume is happening based on the description)

Wouldn’t this be the fourth bullshit shooting attempt or am I miscounting

I think when people get married they should make up their own last name. Kind of like saying your future is yours to make.

Not with that attitude

Kristi Noem absolutely shitting bricks right now

Can I guess Nazism for all three?

I wanna see a kindergartener pull up to snack time with a whole ass watermelon

If I lose my Viibryd I won’t be the first person on my hitlist

I will not take this box Mac n cheese slander. That neon orange cheese powder was my only source of happiness growing up. /s

Fair enough lol. Sometimes I get a little too imaginative for my own good

“I’m walkin’ heah!”

No no, you see, if the middle east does it then it’s terrorism. If we or anyone we like does it then it’s the free market.

Is it like a rolling playlist or do they all play all at once

I have ADHD, so pretty much every song l, lyric, and line of dialogue I’ve ever heard or read. And they’re playing all at once all the time.

“Putin called me. He says we need to remove the control rods. ‘Remove them all!’ he said, and we’re going too because that Putin’s a smart guy. Chernobyl would have never happened with him running the place… I love that Putin. Good man, one of the best…”

If you haven’t already go back and read it in his voice.