Donald Trump has accused Xi Jinping, Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin of “conspiring against the United States” in a heated social media post.
The US President shared a message on his platform Truth Social after Beijing’s military parade – dubbed “Victory Day” – was attended by a suite of world leaders.
“The big question to be answered is whether or not President Xi of China will mention the massive amount of support and “blood” that The United States of America gave to China in order to help it to secure its FREEDOM from a very unfriendly foreign invader,” Trump wrote.
He REAAALLLLYYYY wanted an invite to this one, didn’t he?
Maybe that’s why he was leaving his calendar open.
He probably went there, expecting to be allowed in. But instead, they told him to fuck off, and he had no cover story for the time he spent getting there and back again.
He sat on his bed in his pjs all night waiting for one of them to call.
He’s probably jealous the Chinese Parade was better than his.
But they PROMISED him HE was their best fwend.
He did, until he saw a video of all the leaders joining for a photo op, and realized most of them had odd skin colors and weird eyes and funny clothes, and decided he’d just whine from a distance.
Womp womp. Where are the Epstein Files?
Xi, Kim, and Vlad right now:
❤️ Xi loves me ❤️ 😭 Xi loves me not 😭
Yeah, no shit, that’s because they’re the leaders of Russia, China, and North Korea. What’s next, a stunning revelation about Iran not liking you very much?
He could do so much good if he were someone else entirely. Unfortunately, the one we got is too busy carefully selecting the dumbest or most cruel option available to feed off the headline mentions. Well, when he’s not frantically jingling keys anywhere not in the vicinity of the Epstein case, anyway.
Yeah, dipshit, EVERYBODY is conspiring against the United States because you’re a moron being steered by psychopaths, and literally EVERYBODY in the world can see it except MAGA Nazis.
ding ding ding
No one likes you donnie, no one ever did!
What a salty loser bitch.
Somebody’s upset that he wasn’t invited.
They even didn’t come to his birthday parade…
Aw he’s still alive?
Damn, worst news ever.
America mourns as Trump is found alive.
My day was ruined when I found out he could still talk
So sayeth the orange running dog.
That’s too unbelievable. He’s not trainable.
He can add himself to the list
He is such a crybaby, just like his supporters.
They were left out of all their friend groups in school, so now they use their power to get friends. But they aren’t actual friends, just leaches to suck out as much money from you as possible.
I was watching the propaganda videos on Wechat from my Chinese friends last night and thinking "well, if he’s dead, I bet he’ll rise from the fucking dead just to seethe on how Xi Jinping is getting a real parade with fucking drones and missiles and soldiers who can turn their heads in sync and shit.
Just listened to the Empire podcast about Catherine the great. Turns out the twat she was married to was the kinda idiot that managed to get everyone against him, so when the two came to blows everyone he tried to recruit was already sworn to her. Didn’t go well for him. Then Catherine’s son was exactly the same as his father and when she died, his own children joined in on the coup against him. The point being, if you piss off everyone by being an absolute ass, then their dislike of you will force them to join forces against you.
I was like “Potemkin? He was awesome actually” before I remembered Peter 🫡
