Wow, that is impeccable timing.
I am getting so many uses out of this meme today
In 2020 there was a worldwide pagan ritual on Halloween (in which I participated) to bind Trump in order to prevent his election. Biden won. In 2024, there was no collective ritual and we know how that turned out. I don’t actually believe in magic, but at this point, I’m happy to hedge(witch) my bets.
Thank you for your service, Etsy Witches.
So, did my Etsy curses work? Time will tell. The forces move in mysterious ways, and as the Priestess reminded me, “Spellwork is a collaboration between the caster, the client, and the universe itself.” For now, we can only trust in the timing of the great unknown.
The Universe says, “hold my beer.”
By Wednesday, I checked Charlie’s socials to see if he was spouting anything new.
He sure was spouting blood from his neck.
The great unknown has a sense of humor it seems
It’s particularly fond of irony I find.
If anyone deserves a tip for exceptional service, it’s those Etsy witches.
For doing fuck-all?
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Those witches could make a fortune with a time limited discount for hexes on Trump
And P eter The il
Peter think has evil protection magic.
The curse of McDonald’s
Wow. Curse of hatred on the new moon in August. Dead just after the Full moon of September. I hope the author purchased the protection spell.
This is how religion starts
Looks like their caster rolled a nat 20 and scored the crit of a lifetime.
Fucking hell this just gets better:
“Etsy witches.” So that’s what hitmen are calling themselves online now?
Well, that’s customer satisfaction.
man i ain’t never cast no curse, always felt it was bad juju, but i gotta look into this shit.
new moon near the equinox comin up. hrm…
How
do Ican my friend contact them?do not worry, they are panicked as fuck and busy cleansing their space now that a spell has worked, and busy preparing a Big Spell for the equinox with everyone else
