I don’t know how he did it. I’ve tried to grind up a little bit of airplane into my meals each day, but every time I even touch the fuel tank it gives me horrible, terrible gas.
Same thing with the windshield, just have never been too fond of seefood.
The real problem is the taste is too plain, you just have to season it properly.
That last pun almost flew right over my head.
Plane puns are easy. You can just wing it.
Though sometimes it gets too boering and you crash and burn
Also if you grind up a Zippo and sprinkle it on top, it’ll make the meal just a little bit lighter.
Just emply the gas from the tank!
About the gas, just ask an expert:
I guess if you like wings.
World record for the largest wings ever eaten was a missed opportunity.
Flashbacks to reading the Guinness Book of World Records in elementary school.
I will never love any food as much as this guy loved not-food.
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The Wikipedia article isn’t very informative.
For example it mentions that the guy had strong stomach acids to “digest” that stuff.
I highly doubt he could digest metal.
Also how did he shit all that stuff?
The same way you shit out corn
Except that he heard a ding when it hit the bottom
I would have been more impressed had the plane been reassembled after he ate it.
Also, how did he CHEW that stuff? And by chew, I mean make sure it fits in his mouth AND doesn’t cut through his pink parts.
The article “explains” that too and it’s another point where I call bullshit.
I didn’t expect it to be included, so I didn’t even check out the article - apparently it’s not 2GB of text, and it was indeed easy to find - thanks!
Doctors determined that Lotito also had a thick lining in his stomach and intestines which allowed his consumption of sharp metal without suffering injury.
Wow, now we’re both calling bullshit. Thick lining, my ass has thick lining.
Died of Natural Causes at 55. Like what, perforated intestines?
Or heavy metal poisoning
Just one more wafer thin mint, monsieur.
Ah fack off I’m full
His wife, however, complained that his bathroom visits were violent. One story says the metal came out so forcefully it chipped their porcelain toilet.
Monsieur Chiertout
Was the Guinness award plaque he ate for eating random metal… and should he get another award for eating the award? 🧐
Tarrare: PATHETIC
Man, the French will eat anything
Eh, I ate a trapper keeper in elementary school.
The original shoenice
