ITT, people that don’t check the date
One of the rare posts that would benefit from an obnoxious red circle.
ITT technical institute
Gonna guess you’re old af and watched those shitty ads as a kid staying home sick and watching daytime TV
Lmao indeed I am, I’m 46.
It’s 2025. You can automate a sex machine from clear across the world to fuck someone with a giant direwolf dick dildo to the beat of your favorite song as you stream it live while having your morning coffee and wait for your first work conference call.
Or so I’m told… or something.
Absolutely. Those vibrator things with antenna poking out of whatever hole allow for the patterns and such to be controlled by whoever if you allow, and be controlled by trapping or holding your screen.
Or so I know… For reasons
Oh I have one of those… for research purposes
Don’t you just fucking love doing research? Like why aren’t more people not doing research?
https://buttplug.io/, for the interested
Which beggars the question. For men, sex is at varying degrees about power hence your anecdote and the website to back that up as a viable business model. I doubt sex is about power to women though. I’m more curious so just rambling.
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Well we already have sex machines, I don’t know how different a robot would be
People mistake “robot” for “android” all the time. There’s plenty of sex toys that have qualified as a robot even back when the OP was brand new.
Some call me The Sex Machine. It’s a backhanded nickname though.
because you’re a sloppy lover?
Because people have to spend more time maintaining The Sex Machine then using it
Because they always run out of batteries before the deed is done
So, the article was right?
Would it really be a bad thing? May the incels will get laid and move on. Maybe the guy who gets rejected will go home and fuck his bot instead of stalking the girl who rejected him. And maybe girls won’t have to take it in the ass even though they don’t really want to, but feel like they have to. They can say, just fuck the bot in the ass. Marriage rates will probably decline, and so will total divorces after a while. Which means less kids raised in split or single households. Plenty of good “could” cum from this.
Yeah but can a sex bot piss in my mouth while sucking my dick while I yell “but mommy I don’t like apple juice”?
What a horrible day to be literate.
Probably of you mod it right
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Shoot, with the right mods, you can do all that and replace all the piss with champagne.
Gross. Champagne. Ee.
When these sex bots come out you’re gonna have to get a top of the line edition to do all that.
Of course
All those things could be more readily solved by just legalizing and de-stigmatizing sex work. AI sex bots actively harm that industry by taking work away from humans, just like how a hypothetical AI acting bot would harm the acting industry.
I mean your right, but if I were to guess which is more likely, sex bots takes the win.
Sure, I was just pushing back on the “wouldn’t AI sex bots be good actually” take
Get yer pitchforks! They’re a’coming for our blowjerbs!
you’re right, but consider: unless we’re going even farther down the subscription shithole, a sexbot would be a one time purchase.
They are definitely going to make the personality updates and features all subscription based.
You just HAD to wait until the end, didn’t you?
Keeping you on edge?
Stop that.
Then start again. And stop. Then go slowly. Stop again…
MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! THEY’RE MAKIN DIRTY JOKES AND I DON LIKE EM!!!
Would it really be a bad thing?
I’ve heard far too many stories about how ChatGPT inflames the narcissistic tendencies of the people who use it and turns them into unbearable assholes. I can’t imagine how adding a pocketpussy or vibrator to the device will improve things.
I find it amusing they used a pretty woman for the photo, and not an overweight man with greasy hair and an anime T shirt.
Cause no women, especially pretty ones, would use a sextoy
/s
A sex toy, yes. A fuckbot that is shaped like a man, no.
*shaped like a cold scifi robot with a masculine resembling build
It looks so incapable of emotion why even bother giving it a head, a cushion will do.
I thought someone named buttnugget would be more educated about weird kinks ;)
I wish I were. It’s more that women are sexually objectified and that’s why men develop things like sex robots and the like. If men could replace women with something like a fully functional Android, we would. Women are content with a dildo.
You seem to be full of prejudice :/
I wish. Then my observations could be corrected with logic and reason instead of themselves being logical and reasonable.
You’re talking like a vulcan 🤔 Or a robot 😲
Wait, are you one of these sexbots from the future trying to steal our pretty women !!!
This is what we got
To be fair that’s a pretty legit set up.
Idk if I’d want to take 15 minutes or however long to fucking suit up then deal with the aftermath and taking all that back off.
But if I was forced to masturbate in VR this set up would undoubtedly rock.
Hmm I rather shove a dildo up my ass. Which I do btw, with a VR headset on.
If God didn’t intend for man to stick things up his butt. God wouldn’t have put mans fun button up his butt.
Check mate atheists.
I see titties, but whats going on below? a dick pounding?
Yeah that thing is supposed to go on your penis.
Needs to be smaller.
I wonder if there’s a video of a man using this device without wearing the unitard.
Perhaps on a porn website.
I tried looking it up, but all I found were women’s sex machines.
Asking for a friend, where to buy this product?
You can buy them if you want. Also vibrators have been pretty widespread for a couple decades now
The vibrator was invented before the toaster.
priorities
to be fair at least with Hitachi i’m pretty sure they were invented as actual massagers for construction workers. and then humans did what humans do best
they killed it?! you bastards!
You’re not my supervisor!
Jokes on you I’m into that
Hmmm… Now I’m questioning what else Rosie does with that vacuum.
She’s gone from suck to blow!
Oh my
Absolutely fucks your shit up, by the looks of it.
I just started rewatching old school Jetsons. The episode where they introduce Rosie, George takes the cheapest ‘homely’ model instead of the sexy French maidbot.
my wife has been fucking her Hitachi9000 robot since 2015. we bought it from Amazon
Not that far from truth considering many are or were in a romantic relationship with a chat bots. Not exactly sex but close enough.
“Why is it white?”
“Oh my god, you can’t just ask robots why they’re white!”
The pinch points on that model 😭
