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that’s fucked
I am having trouble reading that. For anyone else struggling:
The real hero here
Jacks why so aggressive. Need a sabbatical?
“If you miss, you end up among the stars.”
OH DEAR LORD WE ARE OUT OF FUEL AND OXYGEN IT’S SO COLD SO COLD
Don’t panic. Shut everything down. Call the Fuel Rats.
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Only had to do it for that once… They were awesome, saved my Cutter that I forgot I’d removed the fuel scoop from.
o7
What in the heck are yall talking about?!
Elite Dangerous. There’s a group of volunteers that come out to you if you find yourself stuck without enough fuel to make the next next jump to an inhabited system
That makes the game sound so much cooler than it is but I’ve never been able to get into it :(… Maybe 3rd times the charm
“Among the stars” might suggest it’s very much not cold. You’re in a stellar nursery.
I had a manager tells me this once. It was literally written on the mug he was drinking out of at the time. I remember feeling so valued and inspired.
Um ackshually you wouldn’t freeze in space, you’d overheat.
i hope that helps
You could fit every planet in the Solar System between Earth and our moon simultaneously.
I have a feeling we would have a lot of problems if you did though.
It’s definitely not recommended by the few cosmology sources I’ve read.
Fuck you for making me look this up. Only Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune would fit together. Venus, Mars, and Mercury are too much.
Depends on which part of the orbit. Perigee (closest point) is ~ 354,491 km surface to surface. Apogee (farthest point) is ~ 397,291 km surface to surface. At Apogee you could got them all. At perigee not at all.
I think our oceans would leave earth, tide-wise speaking
Please don’t.
I bet I could miss those, too.
I could? I think you overestimate my power.
Anyone who has played KSP knows that getting to the Mun is harder than it seems.
Orbital mechanics are a bitch.
Getting to the Mun was actually pretty easy for me (or I got lucky). Landing on the Mun/surviving is a whole different story.
And don’t even get me started on getting back from the Mun,
whenif you do survive the landing.Sorry Jebediah, that was a one-way trip.
Dammit I just bought control now I want to strand some kermen
Make sure to lead your shot. At Apollo velocities, you’ll need to aim where the moon will be at in three days, not where it is right now.
Why limit yourself to Apollo velocities? We’re trying to shoot the moon, not land in it.
Make sure you lead and aim for where the moon will be in 1 second
Ya but the moon covers at best only about 10 ppm of the sky’s area so given a random direction within the hemisphere defined by the sky in which the moon is visible and traveling in a straight line you have a roughly 99.9990% chance of missing so that’s understandable really.
Don’t get me started about inclinations
That’s like the pasties of censorship lol
Spoken like someone that hasn’t played Kerbal.
Who are these people who cross out two letters of a cussword worried about? Everyone can still read this and all it does is make the edit look like someone is a pearl clutcher.
It’s typically for posting to platforms that “deprioritise” posts that contain “naughty” words, not actually anything about humans caring about it.
Same reason that people bleep out two nanoseconds of the word in audio
What do you mean? What cuss word? What does it say?!?
Butthole. It says butthole.
farked?
Forked?
I understood that reference.
You forking would like that kind of bullshirt, you bench-ash deck.
I really hope we’re doing a “The Good Place” bit here, otherwise, I apologize profusely.
Edit: Make grammar gooder
f⸤▬こked
Yes you could have fucked this up more. You could have posted this censored bullshit on the Internet
Actually it makes more sense to state the moons solid angle in the sky from where I’m standing, instead of its diameter ☝️🤓
Hold me and never let me go, you insatiable nerd.
Oh my god I can still see the swear you tried to censor you satan worshipper! I’m so offended I dropped my body of christ into my tea!
The internet is for children ONLY, please take this FILTH back to your BBS, heathens!
I was promised some fucking filth
I thought i was gonna have an easy time aiming for yo mama,
But the joke is on me cause i miss her.
Not as fucking up as much as posting censored memes. You can swear on Lemmy, it’s allowed.
