Ex-FBI Director James Comey faces federal charges, but prosecutors investigating him determined that a central witness in the case would prove "problematic," sources say.
  • Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.works
    39·
    2 months ago

    FaCtS dOn’T cArE aBoUt YoUr fEeLiNgS.

    I will never become a billionaire because if I ever get a substantial amount of money, I’m spending it all on hiring low-quality Gilbert Gottfried impersonators to follow these chucklefucks around with megaphones for 8 hours a day, every day.

    • Pronell@lemmy.world
      6·
      2 months ago

      I think that, in the process, you’ll be creating enough Gilbert Gottfried impersonators that they couldn’t all be low-quality any longer.

      Just one little hitch in your otherwise flawless plan.