Old Jimmy Twodicks
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Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.worksto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What does a mockingbird sound like?English
8·12 days agoWhAt DoEs A mOcKiNgBiRd SoUnD LiKe?
Need to print a few copies of this to stick on some headstones.
Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.worksto
Television@piefed.social•‘V for Vendetta’ TV Series in the Works at HBO
10·1 month agoAssuming that V features in it, I agree that that casting choice will probably be make-or-break. So do you think they’ll go with Chris Pratt or Timothée Chalamet?
[Washed Police crash through the window]
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Politics@sh.itjust.works•House committee releases new Epstein documents, including ex-Trump secretary (Alex Acosta) interview English
5·2 months agoYou sound like Pam Bondi.
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News@lemmy.world•Members of Congress growing concerned over lack of information from administration about Venezuela strikes, sources say
34·2 months agoGrowing concerned
Uh oh, “growing concerned” might lead some of them to “feel uneasy” or even “have questions.” If Trump isn’t careful, one of them might even send a letter or request assurances that he’s learned his lesson and totally won’t do it again.
Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.worksto
Warhammer 40k@lemmy.world•Trukk Nutz (NSFW?)English
1·2 months ago
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wikipedia@sh.itjust.works•List of English words containing Q not followed by U
11·2 months agoSuper stoked to know that “jelq” made the list.
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politics @lemmy.world•Central witness undermines case against James Comey, prosecutors concluded: Sources
39·2 months agoFaCtS dOn’T cArE aBoUt YoUr fEeLiNgS.
I will never become a billionaire because if I ever get a substantial amount of money, I’m spending it all on hiring low-quality Gilbert Gottfried impersonators to follow these chucklefucks around with megaphones for 8 hours a day, every day.
Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Bondi Accidentally Reveals Her Burn Book for Fiery Epstein HearingEnglish
156·2 months agoShe’s so juvenile Epstein would have trafficked her.
Do you HATE punctuation and LOVE authors who boldly reject formatting conventions?
Have you ever wanted to be suffocated by a based albino giant while he pontificates about war being the great equalizer?
Have you ever wanted to call Native Americans the n-word?
Well, come on down to Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy! Streaming soon on Disney+!
Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.worksto
news@lemmings.world•Trump gets backlash from Republican doctors in the Senate over his autism and Tylenol claimsEnglish
3·3 months agoI chose to stop reading the headline after “autism.”
Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•Generals silent as Hegseth ends ‘warrior ethos’ rally speech
43·3 months agoThe captain was Captain Brett Crozier of the USS Theodore Roosevelt. He was fired by the acting Secretary of the Navy, Thomas
MoldyModly. The fallout was so bad that his candy ass got relieved a few days later, but not before the ship had an infection rate of around 14% and at least a few deaths.I wish someone would stick all these people on a big ship, disable all communications equipment on board, tug it to Point Nemo, and just let it drift around there.
Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Heisenberg vs. THE BEAST
15·3 months agoDo you not?
No, you’re thinking of two knives.
Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announce engagement on social media
1·4 months agoI’m desperate to know what in the hell these two talk about every day.
You had me at “injecting a cock-”
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movies@piefed.social•Quentin Tarantino Explains Why David Fincher Is Directing the ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ Netflix Follow-Up
5·4 months agoThe movie didn’t have enough screentime for feet.
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movies@piefed.social•REVIEW: Warriors of Virtue (1997) – Kung Fu Kangaroos and Wuxia Weirdness
9·4 months agoEvery so often, I have to revisit this movie’s Wikipedia page to confirm that it actually exists and wasn’t some sort of fever dream I had after drinking too much Surge and Elmer’s glue.









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