• raoulraoul@lemmy.worldOP
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      3 months ago

      Thanks to this farce/circus/tragicomedy (I just can’t pick a good epithet today!) called “The Government Shutdown 2025” there’s just no one on this. But be assured, my fellow Americans, as soon as this goshdarned Shutdown is resolved we’ll get a crack team right on it, investigati…investi…uh, what were we talking about?

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    3 months ago

    cop holds nazi flag off the ground scrunched in a gruff fist

    “listen here buddy, why did you sneak into this politician’s office, I am investigating you!!”

    the flag cowers in fear