“When you get to the fork in the road, take it.”
Roll for initiative
“Why?”
“Because it’s a mimic.”
Congratulations! You’re now the proud owner of the Cursed Fork of Missile Attraction!
Every ranged attack targeting you has advantage which cannot be negated by anything until you break the curse at the next “Y-INTERSECTION” 🙄 several days out of your way
I am disappointed that that isn’t a 3d cross-eyed pair of pictures
Oh no! It is a mimic! Roll for initiative.
“You now have a fork in the road. Add it to your inventory.” “Do you mean a fork?” “No.”
This would be my take.
Make them roll a strength check and and on a natural 19 or 20 an extreme random act of fate allows them to pick up the fork in the road. It also tears a hole open in the prime material plane fucking their current objective sideways.
I don’t wanna fork on the road. I wanna fork in the bed.
You better not fork in the road, you son of a beach!
I shoot the gazebo with my bow.
I cast magic missile at the darkness!
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DM: “Why are you skanking…?”
“The fork rejects your advances.”
oh no! it’s the cursed fork of splitting!
Reminds me of “dungeon crawler carl.”
Uncle Sheo is spreading the fork of horrirpillation around the kingdoms again…
“you pick up the concept of a forking road, reaching into the fabric of reality and ripping it asunder grants you a mercifully swift death as the narrative underpinning your existence unravels and the DM thwacks your motive spirit over the head with a giant inflatable hammer.”
