For Navi, the left cat, we call her Chunka Munk, Plasticat, and Ms. Infected Lips.
For Scorpi, the cat on the right, we call him Mr. Small, Spider Cat, and Crybaby.
Meriadoc aka Merry aka Merry Berry
Pippin aka pip boy aka pipsqueak
I have never seen a cat look so much like one of those worm-on-a-string toys
Precious and Vicious, can you guess which one is which?
I’m going to guess vicious is the one on the left, given the right cat’s wary look.
Yup, Juno is always on guard next to Nova.
Surely the latter has to be the tortie
Yup, torties love to start shit
Here is mon chat, mon chameau, mon chaton, mon petit, mon petit prout, my darling, my princess, my good girl, my delicate cupcake, my pweshuss and so on. Yes she is bilingual.
Mon p’tit prout 💨
Heureusement que les voisins ne comprennent pas quand je l’appelle 🤣
I don’t speak French but that emoji gives me a clue what that nickname might mean 😅
I think you’ve got it right, she is indeed a little fart
Pçpçpçpçpçpç
Rocky (a.k.a. Brown-noser) and Adrian (a.k.a. Monkey face)
That is just a ridiculous nose. The nickname is apt!
Po’ Boy (Handsome Man)
Pepper Pepper Pepper (Pretty Kitty)
They are adorable!
They are! I was only going to get one cat after a nasty divorce, but found out they were a bonded pair and went home with two. They keep the silence at bay. I couldn’t picture my life without them.
This is Lucy, but at some point early on in our relationship my wife started calling her Chichi and it’s stuck.
Usually she was Sasha, but if there was ham in the room, she was Ham Cat.
We lost her about two years ago.
I lost my first cat to FELV before he turned a year old. Losing a cat hurts a lot. I hope you and yours are getting by okay.
I have a William Shakespeare and an Edgar Allan Poe! We generally call them William and Edgar, sometimes “Babies” when referring to them collectively, and sometimes “You little shit!!!” when Edgar is up to no good.
Those are two cute voids. Do you ever get them confused? Do they have any defining characteristics?
They’re different sizes for starters, William is a bit beefier and Edgar is slimmer. Also their fur is a different consistency, Edgar is slicker and more shiny. On top of that, their meows are so different and Edgar is extremely chatty. Normally the only time we get them confused is from a distance or late at night when we’re shouting at whoever is being bad.
That’s really funny. I have two voids and they’re also determined by their fur texture and voices.
For our Triscuit, we call her Triss most of the time. We really want another cat, a black one, to name Yennifer.
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I’m more partial to red cars myself. :P
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So, his actual name is Louie. In no particular order, he also goes by:
Louie
Lewis
Douglas Luis
Doug
Duggie
Duggie boy
Doog
Dooglarse
Dougie Howser MD
King Louie the XIV
Lewis Hamilton (but said in a French accent for some reason)
Handsome boy
Chuuchi boy
A friend of mine calls his boy Luci (yes, a nod to the Disenchantment series) “a sack of buttkicks”.
Their names are Booker and Hollow
Booker’s nicknames are Book, Bookbookbookbookbook, Stinky, and Baby because his meow is tiny and he’s baby
Hollow’s nicknames are Mister Man, Kermit (his meow sounds like Kermit swallowing a tennis ball), Holla at ya homeboy, Stinky, and Chocolate Boi because he turns chocolate brown in the sunlight.
They’re both so stupid and I love them.
Fill in the blank: “You fuckin ________”
- Asshole
- Dickhead
- Mongrel
- Shitter
- Shithead
- Hellion
I grew up next to a Norwegian neighbour who called our cat “Kattepus”, and I have apparently picked up and kept the habit of referring to my own cat that way. He’s also called Baggy, because being a black cat everyone wanted me to name him Bagheera
