Covid was bad - one of the earlier delta variants. Somehow managed to catch it outside in the fresh air, was barely functional for about a week.
I once got a horrid stomach bug when at uni, d&v for ages, couldn’t keep anything in. I remember watching the entire extended lord of the rings from my bed in some kind of delerium with my flatmate bringing me orange squash every so often.
I’ve been hospitalised twice. Kidney stone was unbareable pain that no amount of twisting or movement could shift. It passed in A&E when I got fluids via drip and it came out in the toilet. Second time was a gall stone, I was actually scared it was a heart attack or something as it mostly felt like my chest tightening, it wasn’t localised like the kidney stone. That got me taken to A&E in an ambulance after 111 called one for me. First time I’ve ever had proper pain medication in the form of morphine. No idea what happened to it, pain went away gradually and I got sent home with some codeine, an ultrasound later on didn’t find it.

















Oh I forgot about my bout with shingles. It was a really obvious stripe of blisters and redness on my left side at my waist, I diagnosed myself with it instantly (trained as a microbiologist, not just random) and got myself to the urgent treatment centre where I got a prescription for an anti-viral. Was so unforgivingly itchy and heat sensitive. I’m terrified of it coming back.