Seems like a trubute to the “morning routine” from american psycho
Meanwhile:
>wake up >shoot myself full of estrogen >tea >shower >brush my teeth >go get pizza (yum)Simple as
instruction unclear, only got estrogen and coffee. what do?
Your pizza is in the mail just wait calmly and purr a little while you’re waiting
meow :33
Vanity is dehumanizing.
It’ll be such a massive and catastrophic crash when the body can no longer handle the stress.
He’s taking selenium!? Is he trying to kill himself?
It’s a necessary micronutrient
And his hair is shiny and dandruff free!
I vaguely remember the final 15 minutes that movie, it was about some tentacle anus alien and selenium was its poison, right?
Correct
But like, why?
4 eggs!? Fuck that, i can barely handle two in a day without becoming a stinking gas leak.
Reminds me of that greentext of the guy who was eating exclusively egg whites and nothing else
I mean, those ingredients to that meal he has, that sounds good, maybe once or twice a month, if you throw in some kind of fairly large helping of fibrous greens to go along with it, maybe drop half the eggs…
But yeah the rest of this is insane, dude’s gonna end up roiding out within a year or two, balls will shrivel, then onto some kind of harder drugs or serious hallucinogens, which will likely reveal to him that he just is a howling void of insecurity, probably won’t end well.
Meanwhile, my Grandma’s been smoking cigs for a damn long time, and she’s kicking around, around 80 y/o. You don’t need to go this hard.
I’d bet smoking is healthier than that pill stack.
Since when has sleeping counted as fasting?
Why do you think it’s called breakfast?
