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Mubelotix@jlai.lu to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Downdetector is down

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Downdetector is down

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Mubelotix@jlai.lu to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip
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    Good thing cloudflare is only used on half of all websites, otherwise this would be a major outage! Let’s keep centralizing our services though!

    • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Got some lovely messages from my home monitoring :)

      • blazeknave@lemmy.world
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        You using them instead of Google for DNS?

        • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Cloudflare as DNS and proxy.
          But also some other I monitor for connection issues.

          Edit:
          Literally got spammed so much by the telegram monitoring that I muted it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      Yeah and what was that “security” kernel module update from Cockblock that bricked like half of the Windows systems on earth like a year ago or something? Single points of failure. Smart.

      • lazynooblet@lazysoci.al
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        Crowdstrike. I don’t think that fits the “single point of failure” part.

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          Well if half of the windows boxes are running it, and they push an update without stages, and that breaks everything, I’d say that fits.

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            I don’t think Crowdstrike are nearly as large as half.

  • MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world
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    “i wonder if it’s down for everyone or just me. Let me check the… uh… umm…”

  • NoWay@lemmy.world
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    Has it detected itself?

    • Feddinat0r@feddit.org
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      No, but its at least a red colored message

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      The detectives don’t detect if you logged on to the service,

      Who are ready to hear the worst about their websites disappearance,

  • Zarlin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Dontcha think!?

      • Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s like rain . . .

      • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, I really do think

  • Somecall_metim@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    That’s like the Red Dwarf episode where Kryten says “The damage reporting machine is damaged!”

    • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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      That was Cat.

      My favourite part of that scene though is when Rimmer says "We’ve lost it."Huge explosion “Sorry, I was looking at the wrong panel”

      This was surprisingly the best technology premonition in the whole show. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve said “Sorry I was looking at the wrong screen.”

      • NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world
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        He meant “lost it” as in outran a pursuer? (I thought lost it as in “the thing is broken” at first).

  • perishthethought@piefed.social
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    We need isdowndetectordown.com.

    • Chais@sh.itjust.works
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      Don’t you mean downdetectordowndetector.com?

      • visnae@lemmy.world
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        Wouldn’t it be downdowndetectordetector.com?

      • just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Why use float when output is boolean?

    • perishthethought@piefed.social
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      I was bored so…

      https://isdowndetectordown.lol/

  • cyrano@piefed.social
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    The circle is complete

  • IngeniousRocks (They/She) @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Its actually cloudflare.

    https://www.tomsguide.com/news/live/cloudfare-outage-november-2025-x-chatgpt

    Blahaj zone is down too, presumably anything that routes traffic through CF.

    Editing later to clarify because I noticed this comment made some implications: Obviously it wasn’t just blahaj that was down, I’m sure plenty of other instances were too. I saw someone mention one of the austrailian ones as well. Blahaj was the one I noticed since I subscribe to a lot of their comms in my feed. This comment was not meant to throw shade at them for using Cloudflare.

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      deleted by creator

      • IngeniousRocks (They/She) @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I couldn’t view any content hosted on blahaj, kept getting a CF http 500 error. Poats that had already federated out were fine but links back to uploaded content were all broken.

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          deleted by creator

          • IngeniousRocks (They/She) @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            I mean it all looks like its working now, it was around 1 hr 30 ago when I tried

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              Interesting. Ive been using blahaj lemmy and matrix all day no issues

    • zerofk@lemmy.zip
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      CF

      I did a double take; thought you said OF.

      • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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        Calm down, its up.

  • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works
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    Maybe it’s just your browser. We can’t be sure that it’s down until we check it on downdetector.

    • Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works
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      I see what you did there.

  • RagingRobot@lemmy.world
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    I love how they assume if cloud flare is down that it means you have blocked it lol

  • nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    pretty smart putting that thing behind cloudflare as a single point of failure

  • fossilesque@mander.xyz
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    I touched grass today.

  • Steve@startrek.website
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    Could it be DNS?

    • kadotux@sopuli.xyz
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      https://isitdns.com/

      • Ethanol@pawb.social
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        Funnily enough, that site was also down due to Cloudflare issues. lmao

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      Possibly, but there was a major cloudflare outage today that probably caused it.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      I haven’t seen anything specific, but Cloudflare says its “global network” is down (regional networks are fine).

      So yeah, maybe DNS like AWS.

    • Zink@programming.dev
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      impossible! I checked!

  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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    I saw that too this morning. It’s indicative of the state of modern computing, ie I don’t understand a thing anymore.

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    Did you try restarting it?

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