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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 20 days ago

Nice weather we're having

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Nice weather we're having

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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 20 days ago
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      Those public bidets are absolutely fantastic.

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        Absolutely breathtaking*

      • BanMe@lemmy.world
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        Careful with them hottub jets, all I’m sayin

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      It’s nice of cities to put them in every park

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        Removed by mod

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    Could you share your Emacs config?

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      *Girl-chan blushes*

      "I didn’t know you were an FSF purist, Boy-san. Show me the config you have so painstakingly put together… "

      *Boy-san smiles warmly. This is it, this is true love.*

      “Oh spacemacs. Oh okay. Actually I think I have a headache, and need to leave. Don’t call me.”

      • verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        The Japanese honorifics are what truly elevate this to abhorrence.

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      Emacs? I don’t think this is going to work out…

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      I sent you my desktop layout, please respond

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      Oh yeah, it’s right up my ass I MEAN APPARTMENT!!!

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    I, for one, appreciate people nerding out

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      I went to a tech event recently and got to chat with other other tech people, and it’s been awhile since I’ve been able to do that. We nerded out talking about caching. It was great.

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    What’s your monitor aspect ratio?

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      I mean, it’s pretty big, but not too big, you know?

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      Omg you just can’t ask them their monitor aspect ratio… Not without foreplay.

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        Tetris, Quake or what?

        Without aspect ratio knowledge all these modern titles are so hard to predict…

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    Leading with what you are into seems like a solid way to find a good.match.

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      And she seems into it.

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    She looks fuckin into it tbf

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    This would have worked for me! I say give it a go, you never know. Tech was going on about the bios of my little work Lenovo that got chucked like a beyblade to me the other day, and it was pretty adorable. I guess when people are nerding out on the things they enjoy that’s pretty attractive.

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      Can you give me the recipe for an attractive lasagna?

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        If you happen to speak a little German, !ich_iel@feddit.org had quite a few lasagna recipes recently

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        Maybe. Try this! https://gprivate.com/6j529

        Personally idk I find it too wiggly looking.

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          What’s too wiggly?

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            The pasta. Especially when it’s layered. Ick.

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    I mean, the One will certainly engage with that.

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    Idk why but I thought the blue shirt wasn’t wearing pants. lol

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      Canot unsee now.

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    That and trauma bonding is how i got my boyfriend

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    I said that to my wife. Does it count as flirting?

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    I did the same today on bus 🙃

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    Imagine, there are women in tech 👩‍💻

    (Guessing from meme that it is about male flirting female…)

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    This is like an average convo on the light rail in Seattle, especially near AmazonTown

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    Crazy entertaining actually

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