Usha Vance Speaks Out"
Great headline … Maybe it’s me but I did not see a single thing in the article of what Usha did or did not say. Not a word.
Yeah, uh, they quoted two people who aren’t her. How awkward! Doesn’t take much to say “I love my husband. We are good. Fuck off, all.” … Which means they aren’t good, lol.
Daily Beast is terrible for clickbait/bullshit headlines. I’ve stopped reading their articles altogether.
In response to the speculation, a spokesperson for Vance told People that Usha is “a mother of three young children, who does a lot of dishes, gives lots of baths, and forgets her ring sometimes.”
Right, the wife of the VP does dishes and cares for kids.
Is that for real? “Yes, she’s a woman who knows her place, and that place is in the kitchen and at home with children”
Come on, everyone knows that women are way too airheaded to remember their wedding rings. How they are allowed to drive and vote is beyond me!
/s
I mean… They’re Republicans, so that’s sort of a given. Frankly, it’s a small surprise that she’s allowed to speak for herself at all, so far she really hasn’t. I assume that’s how JD likes to keep it, “seen, but not heard.”
Yep, exactly.
Thats not even a joke or hyperbole… that is exactly how at least half of Republicans think, and have always thought, for my entire life.
You can almost picture the room full of high paid political consultants brainstorming and workshopping “relatable reasons to not wear your ring”
“Quick, someone ask AI for the top 5 reasons moms remove their wedding rings”
Let’s see, when do I take my ring off …
- Swimming-no
- Shower-no
- Cooking-no
- Using hand tools-no
- Dishes-no
- Cycking-no
- Playing with dogs-no
- Carrying groceries-no
- Vacuuming-no
- Washing my car-no
- Working with machines-yes
kneading dough-yes
Right and the bruising is from all the handshakes…
Really funny that her official title is second lady
I don’t even know what his real hair is like at this point
Here you go:
I’m suffering from the Kirk effect where I don’t know what Vance actually looks like anymore. After kirk’s final debate, his face still looked comically small.
Is this not his official government photo? Lol
Season one of Vice Principles.
Paywall
Swag, thank you!
So anyone already made a joke about Vance sleeping on the couch and that being the cause?
