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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

romantism is not dead

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romantism is not dead

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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    What the fuck is an “a::s”

    • Jesus_666@lemmy.world
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      A shorthand for 000a:0000:0000:0000:0000:0000:0000:000s. It’s part of the alphabet v6 spec.

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        I love that this is an accurate expansion of a::s if s was in hex

        • [object Object]@lemmy.world
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          It’s in base 36.

    • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.zip
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      They censored anus

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        Ya don’t fucking say.

        • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.zip
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          No cursing on my fucking social media algorithm

    • Trail@lemmy.world
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      Member field s of the lowercase class a.

    • seraphine
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      in the standard galactic alphabet (a.k.a minecraft enchantment table language) “::” is the letter “r” so you could say this says “ars”, which kind of makes it come full circle. all puns intended.

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    Actual tip that was passed to me:

    Talk to a jeweler in advance, then bring the significant other in to do some casual jewelry window shopping.

    Jewelers get this request often, and most love to be in on a mini-heist.

    Your jeweler can discreetly steer the interaction to get their ring size and either announce it in front of you, or just jot it down for you to pick up later.

    Even if you get caught, it’s just flattering to your significant other that you went to the trouble.

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      Most jewelers will also happily sell you a ring with a free resize service.

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    Anybody uses their ring finger for fingering? Asking for OP.

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      The ring fingers a whore, it’s only useful for fingering if its a threesome with the other fingers.

      Better solution, suck on her finger and then suck on other things till you find one that feels the same.

      Wait…

      • Farid@startrek.website
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        How much longer do I wait?

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          untill you suck

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            I already suck figuratively. That good enough?

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              that’ll do, I’m in the same boat

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      If he comes back with an engagement bracelet we’ll know what their kink is

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        I think they’re called anal beads.
        sure fun for your wedding night.

  • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works
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    Fun one to tell the grandkids

    • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world
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      Better than the inherited watch from Pulp Fiction, for sure.

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    And if she says no, you still got fingered twice!

  • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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    learn bondage and tie her up

  • ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    deleted by creator

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      I did that. They were somehow still surprised when I proposed. Apparently measuring their ring finger was not enough of a hint.

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        The more subtlety minded individual might just ask their parents.

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      Or check one of her other preexisting rings.

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          In what abnormal manner did they wear them?

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            you… you’re good you!

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    Don’t people normally aim slightly larger then go back to get it resized?

    • PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip
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      Anus or ring?

      • ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world
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        Yes

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    Somehow I don’t think this is14 hours old…

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    You couldn’t find a sharper image?

    sharpened

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    Is proposing when you don’t even know what ring size your partner wears really the wisest idea? This is how those videos of a big public proposal where the proposee says no start.

    • RedC@sh.itjust.works
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      The proposal itself shouldnt be a surprise, when it happens should.

      Like, you should know they want to marry you before you do it. But the whole ceremony of a formal proposal can and should be left a surprise!

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      +1 - proposals never should be a surprise

      I did have a friend who was proposed to with a placeholder ring. I think the jeweler sold the fiancé a ring and said he could come back/return it and have her pick out one she wants. That said, she preferred a diamond as opposed to an alternative so it was easier finding a jeweler that was accommodating.

      Some people enjoy the surprise of when a proposal happens (as long as both parties are previously aligned on getting married).

      Everyone’s got their preferences! Some people want the ring as a surprise and some would rather pick it out together, etc. And some are like my other friend, who wanted no proposal, picked out the ring herself, had her fiancé buy it, and called it a day!

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      I didn’t know my fiance’s ring size, surprise surprise she didn’t know either, I got her friend to check it during the friends hens party. But overall if you’re not oblivious, you should know if your other half wants the proposal.

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      Couldn’t agree more. By the time you’re ready to propose, not only should you already know their ring size, the other person should also be aware of your plans well in advance.

      Springing a proposal on someone without discussing it with them beforehand is beyond fucked up.

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    Fun fact: that’s actually the original reason we use rings to propose!

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    Pragmatic!

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