This really is a shitpost.

This is an inferior product compared to my patented CatapoopTM and TrepoocheTM
But yours don’t also deplete our precious helium supply…?
I refuse to share the details of my proprietary technology with a competitor
Aw shit, did you finally figure out helium trebuchets!?
And do they add to plastic waste?
Maybe in Heaven? But I reckon they’ve got the ability to sort it out up there.
I bet you’re still envious of VaPOOriser.
Heretical trigonometry has no place in God’s poop disposal system.
Trepooche, the superior pooch machine as inspired by the superior siege engine
What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies’ front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?
Have you not heard about drone warfare? You can set these on fire, too!
health safety regs, damn OSHA
He called the shit poop!
I don’t recall the trade name, but my uncle had a service that utilized Laserdiscs to remove poo.
It was a huge upgrade from his Beta Max.
and they float into the sky where they turn into stars
Send it back into nature! I love it!
This has Metal Gear vibes.
I cannot stop laughing at the first photo with the dog looking like it’s actually watching the flying poop go up. What even lol
This is incredible. It’s works just like climate change stuff! Sure, burning gas with a car produces CO2, but then it floats away and it’s “not your problem”! Carbon dioxide? More like carbon-BYE!-oxide!
Human waste management systems in a nutshell.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Out of flight

Literal shit post
Was looking for this comment. 👏
oh, oh! … wait! … oh! … I see it!!! … it’s over my house!!!

First thing I thought of when i saw this post!
Is that Jack Black?
i hate that it looks like jack black playing jim carrey playing andy kaufman
getting a worse rating than shallow hal is wild
Which is crazy because that movie is funny.
Yesss was going to comment this!
That’s so weird, I was just talking about this movie today. Probably the first time I’ve mentioned it since I saw it 20 years ago.

really expecting that gif to end differently












