Put a penis in it.
“A”? Rookie crumbers.
Gives new meaning to the Norwegian term “morrabrød” (morning bread), which is to wake up with a hard-on.
I’m no bread doctor but it looks like your loaf has a prolapse.
Why is it growing a baguette??
Its just happy to see you
Soon to be inbread then.
Maybe if you wore something sexy and shown some skin it would have risen to the occasion.
That biscuit’s pretty limp.
That’s what happens when bakers Break Stuff
Amazing reference. Get yourself a cookie.
Thank you. That’s the entire reason I did it.
And stick it up you… yeah
That’s what they call a male loaf, or pain masculin in French.
Try Viagra
The loaf is upside down, that’s what’s wrong!
You forgot to put googly eyes on it!
Honestly it looks like you did really well
No slit? Bread penis it is.
Sex pain
