- cross-posted to:
- femcelmemes
“Wish granted, you now have 300k in student debt, you’re fucked”
Goddamn monkey’s paw
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de-censoredThanks, now I can masturbate to it

Well, if you’re in America, WISH GRANTED!!!
We’re all fucked.
no lube, no protection, raw dog fascism yeeeee haw
Best I can do is cuddle
Cuddles is the real shit.
I volunteer!
*If only!*
It’s all I want for the next several Christmases (and various other holidays).
“All I ask is at least everyday”
Every day would be great. I’m still working on ‘once.’
Do you accept applications?
Why the fucking fuck is “fucked” fucking cencored?
Because otherwise someone might take fucking offence.
Actually I think the real reason it is people just do it automatically now, without thinking. This isn’t Reddit, no one cares (except lemmy.world, obviously).
Fuck off, really? Well fuck me with a fucking witch’s hat.
This
Well shit, we might as well get a club together seeing as there are so many of us!
Gotta touch up on your love spells and rituals.
I’m not sure I understand this? Is this a reference to something?
The NSFW edit of this is really cute. She’s still wearing the hat.









