She hasn’t heard from him since? She’d better unclench and make sure he’s okay…
Well did she ever give his nose back?
Give him his nose back! Give him his nose back!
If you can’t laugh during sex, then what dafuq are we even doing here‽
bc if you laugh it reminds me that my tiny peen is a joke and the erection goes away
Unless you’re like 1.5 in 10,000(.015%),I can assure you your average or slightly above.
Edit: can’t help myself, there’s an abnormal amount of angry small dick fuckers here(of which, you are not one!).
I’m no expert but I don’t think that’s how bell curves work.
Edit to also add; my bad for making someone else feel better about themselves. I’ll try not to make that mistake again.
I would ask you to look it up.
Edit to add; micropenis affects about .015%. I find it weird others are disagreeing.
You are the first person to mention micropenis
Lol, thanks for trying to use that as a cudgel. I’m comfortable with the size of my bits.
But thanks for focusing on that.
Edit to add: this entire interaction started with me telling someone they didn’t have one!
This is really not a good look for you homie, trying to dog pile on at the last minute…
But you’re still the first to mention it. Why are you telling someone they don’t have a micropenis when they didn’t say anything to suggest they had one? It makes no sense. That’s why your thread was so off the rails, because you started a massive non sequitur.
I guess wearing a rigid mask?
Yeah.
Perfectly one that shows you as a terrible person.
Go ahead and dawn a donald trump mask. You deserve it!
Um, what?
Honestly, don’t know what I was going on about.
My bad.
But the sentiment remains!
I’m angry at you, and don’t know what for.
Forgive me.
I mean no offense, just figured I’ll post the relevant Wiki article
Real talk, do you think I’m being abusive?
I will trust your judgement, and reflect.
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*don
You get the upvote just cause I’m so confused.
It’s been a long while since I’ve seen an interrobang in the wild - you are a gentleperson and a scholar my good chum!
Insert a cyberpunk reference here.
… fuckin’?
“what the fuq”- meant
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¿Quein no?
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Ninja na cama.
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Justa
That “waka waka” fucking killed me!
Sadly that’s the only version of that scene I found.
I think you misunderstand my sentiment. I was laughing so hard, it was difficult to breathe.
You have isolated the chief difference between progressives and conservatives.
One side can laugh at themselves and sex and can get on with their day, the other can’t get off unless they feel overwhelming shame and fear and need some kind of Pro-wrestling-level drama and narrative behind their life before they can even make sense of their sexual feelings.
Sex is supposed to be a fun bonding experience. I see no problem. If you can’t have dumb fun with your naked bestie who can you have fun with
This guy fucks
Tell that to the entire generation of young people, young men in particular, who have grown up being fed absolute bullshit and nonsense from youtube influencers, fountains of porn, and forums of incels screaming about their kinks and self-flagellating in shame because because they haven’t learned emotional regulation yet.
Birth rates are crashing. People have stopped dating in rates that are literally disastrous for our future. People take relationships and sex so seriously now that we’ve basically drawn battle-lines between the sexes and everyone is mortally scared of everyone else and even more insecure and lonely than ever.
Nature eventually balances itself in an environment, in a ecosystem.
Just a few years ago the billionaires were running the story in all media that the world is too overpopulated and can’t handle more than 9 billion and there won’t be enough resources. Suddenly after covid they realize that they need the wage slave feudal system for their power and now boo hoo nobody is making children anymore.
Time to organize, and study socialist/communist theory. Seriously!
Are there any solutions to this, and if the US were a socialist society, what would people do?
I don’t think the causes are being studied nearly as much just showing the data that there is very sharp drop in people’s desires to have families.
Socioeconomics is a huge part of it, but it’s not the only part. We could do a helluva lot more in the USA by just introducing even the most modest socialist programs like nationalized healthcare and more support for poor families trying to raise kids.
Conservative pundits and nutcases like Elon Musk pound on this as a racial issue, people claim that it’s part of a “great replacement” but that ignores the giant hole in their claim that even in undeveloped and more socialist countries birth rates are dropping and people are becoming less social. Letting in more migrants may save places like South Korea (who presently are in the situation where their women have to each have five kids, and their kids each have to have five kids or cities will collapse) but it’s not a long-term solution because the places migrants come from are also feeling the effect of this mystery syndrome, it just takes longer to catch up.
I have a strong feeling it’s going to be shown that population intelligence, fertility and happiness are directly tied to how much time we spend on the internet scrolling for interesting content or reading forums. Good content or bad, my personal belief is our brains probably weren’t wired to be able to handle reading and seeing so many conflicting ideas, thoughts and voices in a constant, never-ending firehose of content. I don’t think regulating or banning the internet is the answer, but we are absolutely going to have to change our relationship with it and we have to tear down the giant corporations trying to figure out ways to keep you glued to it longer.
Are you saying that unless we tear down all the monopolies (whether by way of reform or revolution (or both)) and encourage collective action, the film Idiocracy might come true, but hundreds of years earlier?
The naked grandmother and former meth addict I met on Facebook dating?
You think I’m making a tasteless joke, but now who’s the one being judgmental?
Green flag
brown flag.
Some of us pay good money for that
One of the best things about monogamy is how freely bodily fluids of all kinds can be shared carefree
(Unless it’s feces; that’s not out-of-the-box sanitary)
Well feces ideally isn’t a fluid
I’m SORRY if we can’t all meet Cosmo’s latest unrealistic beauty standard of the week. If you can’t handle my feces at its most-fluid, you don’t deserve it at its most-viscous.
It took me a moment to realize you were referring to Cosmo the magazine. I saw that OP’s username is Mr Fish and immediately thought of Cosmo and Wanda.
Mr Fish + Cosmo makes my brain completely skip the fun show made by a horrible person and go to A Fish Called Wanda for whatever reason
2 girls disagree.
Most managers pay good money for people who brown-nose them
That’s honestly hilarious. I’d be laughing
That’s a goddamn keeper.
What the f*** is a Pusay?
Censoring yourself while asking about a censored word is the epitome of irony.
We’re attempting to achieve the comedy.
C*medy please, there may be mods present. They are triggered by people having fun.
Use “ple*se”, this is the internet, some people may find kindness triggering
Someone call Alanis!
It’s only a Pusay if it comes from the French region of Pusay. If it doesn’t, it’s just sparkling vagina
Vajazzled?
A punanny
Steven Segal ft. Lady Saw: Me want the Punani
Yes, Steven Segal the bad action actor.
I went through therapy to block that memory. I curse you and Robert Evans for making me aware of this song.
You’re welcome!
Robert Evans was the real bastard all along.
This is peak Segal. He should be known for this and not anything else.
He’s an actor? I know him from Putin’s parades, which he attends frequently
He was great in Executive Decision.
I can’t know him for the sex slaves? Or his time as a cop using a tank to kill a dog? Theres so much more to unpack of the man. What about the time he tried to rape Ray Charles’ granddaughter?
You mean a Volvo?
No it’s a pisay
What the fans is a Pessay?
You should get that fixed.
p-say
Dude got suffocated by an anus.
Mine hasn’t ever suffocated someone, but it has cleared rooms before.
The best sex I’ve ever had was with a woman who regularly (temporarily) cockblocked herself by making me laugh so hard I couldn’t stay hard
I can’t understand how people take sex so seriously, it’s a silly act, it’s like horseplay or dancing, you need to relax and have fun.
It’s wild to me seeing so many youtube chuds and reddit posts talking about sex like it’s the most challenging game and the hardest level to beat in a video game. Fuck, even if it was a hard level in a video game it would be more enjoyable.
I don’t get how you can enjoy it if you can’t laugh with your partner or if you’re always thinking about your image or worried about your belly fat or your hair or your “frame” or “SMV” and all this other INSANE bullshit young people are self-flagellating with.
No wonder our population is crashing, we’ve let horny 14-year-olds who never had sex dictate the tone and attitude towards our most important act as a species.
I think the problem is less horny 14yos and more the fact that they listen to scum like Andrew Tate or the Paul brothers growing up. I see so many teenagers who live a life where the only voice in their life that speaks positively of/to them is the chud on social media trying to groom them into an angry incel. Let’s be better than blaming children for the fact that we as a society have given up the act of raising kids in favor of generating more shareholder value. It’s not the kids’ fault that both of their parents probably work 50+ hour weeks to survive and youtube is the only parent in the house most of the time
A partner and I once got into an uncontrollable giggling fit when I referred to sex as ‘thrusty cuddles’.
I had a similar response at a Maria Bamford show I went to earlier in the year when she said “I like it when he puts his dingle in my wet plop.”
And now I’m giggling again.
The one I remember most clearly is like… sorry in advance for tmi. Do not continue reading if you dont want to read a sex story
So we tended to do a decent amount of foreplay, and this night it was really hot and heavy. She was really seductively trying to get me to say I needed to be inside her, and we were on that line of fooling around for a while in a way we were both really into. At one point I’m on my back and she’s teasing me while straddling me, and I finally give in and tell her I need her. What does she do? Gives me the most Samuel Jackson ass expression she can muster and a “shit negro, that’s all you had to say!” I almost died laughing
Good story.
If you’re not capable of having a good laugh in a sex session, you’re doing it wrong. If the situation in the OP happened to me, I’d have cracked up, and probably fallen a little bit more in love.
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what if she farts, or accidentally poops.
Surprise pinkeye
probably get more than just pinkeye.
How the fuck do you accidentally poop
Love is like farts.
If you force either, it can turn to shit.
you were born in the 1980s according to this joke
I don’t know how that’s derived…
If there is a correlation, couldn’t I have heard it from someone who was?
Also… it’s no joke. ;)
When you let one rip and you go: “oh shit!”
Oh, shit.
Sorry for being anal, punctuation matters.
Ever heard of a shart? lol
I do remote work. I’m the shart lieutenant.
The art of sharting.
the sound of sounding
Discover if you’ve got a scatological fetish
Is that what the scatman is?
I wouldn’t worry
My kind of gal.
pussay Ftfy
Let’s get this tending y’all. 2026 resolution freebie right there. lmao
anyone else try to figure out the mechanics of the position as they’re reading a post like this
No mystery to people of culture who routinely study such acts in detail.
