Sounds like mofongo which is fucking delicious!

Seriously. If I got this message I would assume she didn’t want to be with me anymore. What I don’t get is that she got exactly what she asked for, and is complaining about getting what she specifically requested.

I tend to talk with people at the dog park. They are by and large very very stupid.

You season straight from the shaker? Gotta go through my palm first. The palm imparts flavor.

Purple master race! All blue and red lovers need to be purged! This is WAR, pick a side.

This has got to be better than lithium mining.

I only pay attention if Dr. Goodenough’s name is somewhere in the ecosystem.

Pthalates are more than just bpa and are very bio available and active. There is like a metric fuck ton of research about it.

No thank you the ocean!

Jokes on them, that’s my kink!

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Meanwhile I’m out here tistic with no HUD. Figures.

Don’t go to bars in Seattle?

Gotcha my b.

Rule

How come we haven’t gotten a dance+song combo since gangam style?

Yes, also how Bill Clinton rescued the moon.

Cum on man

While I don’t like the state being the sole arbiter of violence, this is one use I might look away for.

You’re arguing with people who likely bought a “smart” bed. That is to say unless it has bright flashing lights, then it’s “mid”.