The gift:
The ‘gift’ is German.
Translated it means poison.
Texas has a wired language…
Same in danish
Also, same word used for “married”
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Same in Swedish on both counts
Texas German exists, so, you’re not far off…
Then give citizenship to all the immigrants on the country first.
And, more topically IMO, all Puerto Ricans.
edit: full citizenship, rather than the second-class citizenship they currently have.
That would be un-American.
He wants this “gift” to only go to white people
Not that many white people around in Greenland.
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Dude looks like his hobby in middle school was running head first into a wall.
He looks like when you view a 3d model skin in MS paint and it looks way too wide because it’s flattened out and also it has a wolf’s ass for a beard.
Yeah. He grew up to keep doing that. Just running away from his responsibilities to his constituents.
If it gets a little snowy in Texas, he’ll just run to Cancun.
Ted Cruz who praised Trump right after Trump called his wife ugly.
LMAO!
Fat fuck trying really hard to sound like a tough mafioso gangster
Remember when during the 2021 winter storm, he worked his ass off to make sure his constituents didn’t freeze to death?
If you do, you should schedule an appointment with your doctor because bitch boy here flew to Cancun to not deal with the outfall of what he was responsible for (among others). A real American hero.
If there’s anything American I’d aspire nowadays, Ted Cruz is the antithesis to that. He is an opportunistic, lying fat piece of shit.
Go fuck yourself.
I’d love a reality show where fascists like Ted would sit on a spike and slowly slide down it for cash prizes.
You’re right. Following up on proper Draculean tradition, we need to bring back the Forest of the Impaled.
once you’re on, you’re on though :)
I would need no prizes.
him sliding down screaming is prizey enough for me.
And Ted’s greatest gift he could give anyone on planet earth would be… you can guess. Involves the 2nd amendment or something.
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Then give this gift to the people who are coming to you, not to people who don’t want you there.
Unless they’re black, asian, hispanic, disabled and/or female.
Fuck off to Cancun, Rafael.
I wonder if they really believe that’s what everyone thinks
Aww, he shouldn’t be that hard on himself.
Don’t join any club you can’t leave, just sayin’
Can’t wait for headlines like ICE deports illegal immigrants (read: Greenlanders) from Greenland
You should write for The Onion
Why stop with people who live in places we own? Why not give this gift to anyone who’s willing to come here?
