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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

who's gonna tell him?

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who's gonna tell him?

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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    please leave the musk bullshit in the musk communities. it’s what they’re for

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    stop musk spam. goddam yall.

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    I do wonder how his ketamine use will play in custody court.

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      He cares less about his kids than most insects.

      • alk
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        I don’t think many insects care about Elon’s kids.

        • agavaa@lemmy.world
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          Exactly!

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      Does it matter when he can just pay the judges?

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      Depends on how much he pays the judge.

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      How did we discover his addiction anyway?

      • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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        1. Everyone near him says he said so
        2. Hundreds of videos of him staring at ceilings high af
        3. He talks a lot about ketamine
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          He should combine his K with molly and acid

          It is fun combination 🫣

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    Did he really post that? I can’t lie that’s pretty funny

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      elon being funny? gotta be fake

    • robocall@lemmy.world
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      I highly doubt the man is off ketamine

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      It would be the least convincing yet most welcome heel-face turn of the century tbh

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        There was a time, in December of 2016, where I really thought that trump might come out as a democrat after taking office. I think I’d still prefer Gore had been inaugurated, if we’re changing the presidencies of this century, but trump coming out swinging for progressive causes (or at least socially progressive causes, because he’s been too rich for any actually leftist fiscal policies) would have been nice

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          A narcissist excels at vaguely indicating how great things might be if they got their way.

          • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
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            Hey just FYI that word is an ableist slur that entered the popular lexicon through self-help scams after two thousand years of being used to villify queer people, and it doesn’t apply to Trump.

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              this mf quoted their own opinion article they wrote as though it was a source.

              You wrote a “Made for Tumblr” revisionist deconstruction of a thousands of years old myth, published it on Medium, and then referenced as proof/source here…

              Holyhell, that’s levels of up one’s own ass never seen before.

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                I honestly feel a little privileged to have witnessed it.

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                  fr. Dude loves to hear themselves talk so much, they’re probably a narcissist too.

              • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
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                That’s to keep you from having to scroll past several pages of comment explaining the whole issue all over again in the thread. It’s more convenient for you to just click a link if you doubt the claim, and then you can see the argument I would have otherwise typed in the thread. It’s easier for Me as well.

                When arguing with tankies on the fediverse, I often wish they would take the same approach, instead of either writing a 4 page comment, or citing the entire works of Marx. It allows the reader to choose which arguments to further engage with, and saves time for everyone. Here on MULTIVERSE, we require arguments not to be optimised to exhaust the reader, as we think that kind of behaviour constitutes a form of attentional violence.

                • SailorFuzz@lemmy.world
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                  blahblahblah, you’re committing acts of attentional violence on me. Can you remove yourself from this instance?

                  Causing straight up emotional and psychic damage to everyone around you through the sheer power of cringe… this is literally you… this is what everyone sees you as.

            • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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              I have an actual degree in psychology that I am currently using exclusively to label Trump as having a personality disorder, thank you very much.

              • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
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                Understood. In that case, I will be removing your account from our instance for violating the APA’s inclusive language guidelines concerning person-first language, which I assume you are familiar with. I will not see your reply.

                • SailorFuzz@lemmy.world
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                  hey, Hey, is this you?

                  Did you get kicked off of reddit and so you decided to make up your own little Lemmy instance to rule over? Is that what happened here?

                  If this isn’t you, it sounds EXACTLY like you. Food for thought. You write and sound exactly like this person… Take that information, do some self reflection, stop watching Rick and Morty, grow as a person.

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                  Remove me too thanks

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                  Trump is a narcissist

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          People don’t remember how he flat out campaigned on some policies that were to the left of Hilary. They don’t remember his charisma in the Republican debates, the way he expertly worked crowds back in 2015-16. They ask have forgotten about how he said he’ll “drain the swamp” and that he was “self funding his campaign” so he “wouldn’t be beholden to any other interests”

          Turns out he was just a sad wannabe dictator who can’t even manage to control a Latin American nation with the full force of the US Military, let alone establish himself as emperor over the 'states

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          I was hoping the tariffs would be good, but I certainly expected it to be a disaster otherwise.

          In retrospect, it was just really bad, and his tariffs were a ham-fisted turd. He saved the demolition of the country for his second term, after he let Stephen Miller run things and got rid of anyone who was telling him no.

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        Has the heel ever gone right to left? It’s only been the other way afaik 😔

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          I dunno, I can only think of sad and useless examples like Patty Hearst.

          I guess Smedley Butler. Hard to find examples of prominent leaders though. Social dominators really prefer authoritarian followers over us obstreperous thinky-feely types.

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      I looked and couldn’t see it.

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    Sure I can answer him: because there was no better way to push your white supremacist nazi propaganda and launching a child porn abure tool as a stand-alone app would have landed you in jail.

    You’re welcome!

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      Doesn’t grok also have a standalone app? US politicians just explicitly and vocally support child porn, these days.

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        It has a dedicated website and/or app.

        I know this because I literally watched one of my TAs pull their conversation up when I disputed my exam grade.

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        “He stands for free speech as enshrined in our Constitution”

        is the new

        “Triggered much, libtard snowflake?”

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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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    What is a k hole?

    • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
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      It’s when you take ketamine and dissociate

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-hole

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        a dose of more than 150 mg is required to enter the K-hole.[3]

        I love the fact that is actually a phrase you can read in a Wikipedia article.

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        If you take K while you’re already disassociating from something else, say, trauma and depression, will it cause you to reassociate?

        Asking for a friend.

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          I think that’s just called Nirvana.

          • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Nevermind.

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          Like an Uno reverse in alternative medication form.

        • Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Dissociation within dissociation. We need to go deeper

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          No, definitely not

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      Not enough links

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-hole

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      Hey, since nobody’s answered you yet: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-hole

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      I had to look it up myself: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-hole

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      Wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-hole

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      Here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-hole

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      this might help https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-hole

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      He’s been on ketamine

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