Funny how humans put this shit into the ocean, and the ocean spits it back out. I think there’s something in that for all of us.

What about skinny dung beetles?

Already is.

I just try not to show it because if people see you’re happy, they’ll try to make you not happy because they aren’t.

That might be a holdover from the ‘philosophy’ I worked out early on in primary school: never let bullies know what you like, because they’ll try to destroy it just to upset you.

it’s super helpful for others to be able to troubleshoot something by reading how others handled similar problems

Problem Haver: I have a problem with xyz. Can anyone help?

Reddit Commenters: That never happens to me!

The Third Reich fell; so will the Turd Reich.

Next life I’m coming back as a pampered cat.

I done had me a case of the hoary puffleg the other night, dagnabbit.

Kristi Noem should prepare to spend the rest of her life behind bars when normal government resumes (and it will).

And also if there was a Reddit exodus because the mods and admins are power-tripping shitwallets.

No idea. I’ll have to Ask Jeeves.

How? They ignore existing legislation now and aren’t punished for it. Why would they follow new legislation?

Depends on how much he pays the judge.

“Oops!”

I had Havana Syndrome once. Felt like I’d been rolled on the thigh on a virgin, smuggled into the US, clipped down one end and set on fire at the other, before some giant sucked smoke out of me. Crazy days.

It’s creepy how Vance’s eyes are looking at me, and it’s creepy how Trump looks like he anticipates going to the malt shoppe later.

But who will Victorian police high five now?

I strongly suspect they’d be more effective than Piss Pot Pete.

I just meant how it would look on the news. Might spur a few more people sitting at home into action.

… I’m … not either?